So. What phobias do you have?

[Ezteq]

i have a fear of ez never talking to me again, oh wait she doesnt

i sent yer a bloody email you piss flap yu never replied!!

sup bro you good? i cant install msn on this heap of dog frig because it plays up and b2 gets random people from FH messaging him while he's werkin' miss j00


anyhoo as i was making lunch this afternoon (a rather yum concoctin of aubergene, tomatoe, thyme and olive oil i got from the tesco magazine) i suddenly thought "holy shit the fridge needs defrosting!" as a polar bear merrily wended its way through my kitchen, then i thought how about a FH phobia show down something like pokemon but using peoples fears against them i.e.

Naetha throws clown at Ez hits for 78 dmg

Ez pushes Naetha in canal for 60 dmg

Yarhr (sorry man i never can spell your name) drops Ez in to a crowd for 100 dmg

Ez hits yaurher (no better is it?) with a stalk of cellery for 80 dmg


(sorry to pick on Naeth and yurherer (nope thats not it either) but theirs were the only two phobias I could remember (grats for origional phobias guys)


and stuff or not I dont mind i was just imagining a FH battle royale thingy while making my salad and it kept me amused but smene with more knowledge of pokemon type battle sequencing and point alotment would have to sort it, im a thinker not a doer!

 

[tris-]

hotmail says i have 4297 emails, but none of them are from you, liar liar pants on fire

 

[Ezteq]

i blimmin did sent it either last week or the week before i totally remember writing it!!!


wtf you got 4297 emails for anyway do you never clean out your inbox???

slovenly wench

 

[Naetha]

I'm convinced if anyone ever pushed me into a canal, you would see me practically walk on water to get out.

I would be panicking so frantically that I would actually levitate above the water, and hover out.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl some of the canals i have seen you can actually walk on theyre like my gravey, it looks like liquid from a distance but the closer you inspect you actually see its solid, it really is a work of genius.

tbh though yours is prolly the most rational phobia because if you fell in to some of the canals round london you might possibly... probably even dissolve, or choke on a condom.


anyway this laptops pissing me right off now it keeps moaning at me, see you all again some time stay away from clowns, canals and stringy veg!

 

[Tijl]

Losing blood. When I was ill at 4-12 yrs and the doc took some blood, I'd surely be in shock within an hour and keep waking up during the night all sweaty. Afterwards I only fainted and was ok after a minute or 5.

As far as I know, I'm over it (although I don't let drs take blood and just go lie down after i've hurt myself.. just incase )

 

[Urgluf]

Losing blood. When I was ill at 4-12 yrs and the doc took some blood, I'd surely be in shock within an hour and keep waking up during the night all sweaty. Afterwards I only fainted and was ok after a minute or 5.

As far as I know, I'm over it (although I don't let drs take blood and just go lie down after i've hurt myself.. just incase )

Wow, lang geleden tijl

hoe gaat er mee?

/wilddork

 

[Vladamir]

I get scared when tris runs at me swinging his willy around saying time to go on the trismachine again

 

[Ezteq]

i owe tris an apology i did write it but i saved it instead of sending it i knew id done one though...


i have a phobia of becoming even more senile tbh

 

[Naetha]

i owe tris an apology i did write it but i saved it instead of sending it i knew id done one though...


i have a phobia of becoming even more senile tbh

Don't get pregnant then, my mind has turned into a complete sieve - I will ask people at work if they want a drink, and before I even get to the tea or coffee stage I've completely forgotten what they said.

I've booked appointments and forgotten about them, I've thought I've booked appointments, turned up and they've looked at me like I'm mad.

I've completely lost the ability to count.

It sucks

Did you know that during pregnancy a woman's brain can shrink by up to 10%, and doesn't get back to normal size for at least a year

Oh, not to mention the whole "forgetting to put the handbrake on" thing, and pulling away from traffic lights in reverse gear - not a good idea.

 

[Ezteq]

naeth your having a babeh????


when did this happen, how did this happen!!! woot a FHling is incoming \o/

shall i sacrifice the goat now or when its popped??

Grats matey!

 

[Naetha]

When - 30th December (allegedly)
How - don't ask me but I think might have something to do with it

If you could sacrifice the goat a bit later on and send me the innards and any spare blood I'd be grateful

Tis all rather scary - I think it means I need to grow up sometime soon, but I doubt that will happen.

 

[Ezteq]

wow tbh yur brave being pregers is seriously something that scares the shite out of me and having a baby and being responsible for it i mean it scares me to the point that im seriously looking in to steralisation...


but dont let me put you off babies are cute and ikkle kids pwn...theyre like crocodiles i love them think theyre awesome but man i sure wouldnt want one... well ok if i was offered a crocodile i would seriously consider it

 

[Naetha]

wow tbh yur brave being pregers is seriously something that scares the shite out of me and having a baby and being responsible for it i mean it scares me to the point that im seriously looking in to steralisation...


but dont let me put you off babies are cute and ikkle kids pwn...theyre like crocodiles i love them think theyre awesome but man i sure wouldnt want one... well ok if i was offered a crocodile i would seriously consider it

Its quite bizarre really, because before I got pregnant I felt (and tbh still do to a greater degree) as maternal as a brick. I have no desire to have anything to do with other peoples' children, yet I'm very protective of this rather endearing parasite inside me (it leeches my energy and brain power - it must be a parasite!).

I still don't feel at all ready to have kids, but I'm fairly confident that you can make it up as you go along to a certain extent and I'm not as fazed by it as I thought i would be

 

[Dakkath]

I suspect you'll be fine, things will kinda fall into place and you'll be great at it, wait and see...

Oh and for some reason I'm jealous as hell of people having little 'uns atm, if there was a childlessness phobia on teh phobia list that started this thread it deffinately would have gone down as one of mine!!!