So this one time at band camp............

[aleinzzs]

There really was a fucking bear, and it scared people to the point of running away like cunts.

Just thought i'd share that with you!

anyone else have stupid stories?

 

[BloodOmen]

@old.Tohtori has loads

 

[caLLous]

He calls them "posts" tehehe.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah i got plenty of stupid stories, stories about stupid things being done, stories of things being stupid, stories of things being done stupid and stories of stupid people. And ofcourse just stupid stories that are just stupid.

Stupid is a fun word btw. Stupid stupid stupid.

 

[DaGaffer]

There really was a fucking bear, and it scared people to the point of running away like cunts.

Just thought i'd share that with you!

anyone else have stupid stories?

I too have a bear story; sat in an open air jacuzzi at the back of our villa/chalet thing when I was snowboarding in Whistler a few years back; out of the forest strolls a large bear (apparently quite common, they come in to town to try and raid bins); never seen so many near-naked people move so fast.

 

[Raven]

I wrestled one once for a bet.

 

[Job]

He meant the animal not the big hairy guy in that club you frequent.

 

[Shagrat]

I once got wasted whilst watching a program about people with phantom limbs. (where they still have feeling although the limb is gone)

I decided an expirement was in order so shut my leg in the fridge for a length of time to simulate limb loss.

Funnily enough I fell over, and couldn't stand up. Fuck me those pins and needles were agony.

Being young huh!! I should have listened to zamo...

 

[Billargh]

Raven doesn't go to clubs, he scarcely leaves his home for fear of encountering the 'ghastly public'.

 

[aleinzzs]

I too have a bear story; sat in an open air jacuzzi at the back of our villa/chalet thing when I was snowboarding in Whistler a few years back; out of the forest strolls a large bear (apparently quite common, they come in to town to try and raid bins); never seen so many near-naked people move so fast.

were they good looking naked people???

 

[Scouse]

You'd have to fucking hope so.

Anyway - what the hell are you @aleinzz? You're not a bot. Have we got a fucking new member or something?

Where's @Wij about when you need him to rectally abuse someone?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Chill out, if it's a new member then it's no different from other stuff being posted and he/she is doing a pretty darn good job at mixing in.

 

[Gwadien]

You'd have to fucking hope so.

Anyway - what the hell are you @aleinzz? You're not a bot. Have we got a fucking new member or something?

Where's @Wij about when you need him to rectally abuse someone?

He's from DAoC, so get your greasy hands off him you generalite!

 

[aleinzzs]

You'd have to fucking hope so.

Anyway - what the hell are you @aleinzz? You're not a bot. Have we got a fucking new member or something?

Where's @Wij about when you need him to rectally abuse someone?

I am a new member to this board. Im a big poster for daoc on postcount

But the mods there are turning into a piss off and it's much more fun over here.

Anyways. I'm not a bot im a fucking alien you sanctimonious cunt!

And get @Wij in here I'll probe him with my cock. You want some too???

 

[Ormorof]

i once saw a bear bobbing its head to the beat of some bongos

pre smartphone era so no video

 

[Wij]

*half-arsed bum*

 

[aleinzzs]

i once saw a bear bobbing its head to the beat of some bongos

pre smartphone era so no video

Don't worry someone has it on YouTube already.

Let's go into the woods together and bang some bongos though. I'd love to get a video of us getting eaten for not staying on beat!!

 

[Raven]

Raven doesn't go to clubs, he scarcely leaves his home for fear of encountering the 'ghastly public'.

Certainly not. Horrible places.

 

[TdC]

*half-arsed bum*

is it the age creeping in?

 

[aleinzzs]

Certainly not. Horrible places.

What is public?

 

[Job]

Welcome to the asylum alein..now remove your clothes and stand in that bucket of water while we resmear your room.

 

[Raven]

What is public?

Nightclubs, chock full of chavs.

 

[aleinzzs]

Welcome to the asylum alein..now remove your clothes and stand in that bucket of water while we resmear your room.

Ty for the warm welcome!!

What you haven't realized though, is my clothing is long gone and I'm as free as a bird now.

 

[aleinzzs]

Nightclubs, chock full of chavs.

Sorry not my style /inserts random porn video and a bag of cheetos

 

[Job]

This guys a troll..it's actually Hugh Heffner.

 

[DaGaffer]

were they good looking naked people???

Not all of them, that's for damn sure.

 

[aleinzzs]

This guys a troll..it's actually Hugh Heffner.

sssssshhhhhhhh don't tell anyone or they'll ask for pictures with my girls.

 

[Job]

Nope...it's comic book guy.