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old.ST200
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... and some stupid fat bish is chatting away about the roast dinner she had yesterday that was cooked by some foreign chef or something, and I'm just thinking WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE? She moves on to talking about how fruits are a good laxative or something (fuck knows) and I haven't said a word in the hour ish that she has been talking for. Oooh do you like carrots? I love my vegetables. Peas too! What do you think of red wine? I hate it when the weather is like this. Is that the internet? I heard you can meet guys over that! I think they should re-decorate in here. The carpet is definitely too old. I didn't know we had a yellow pages here! They're great they are. Yeah. Shut the fuck up.
Someone kill me now.
Someone kill me now.


