SO lame it's unbelieveable!

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Scouse

Guest
I despair!

OK - here goes......
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MAP: Katabatic

The ENTIRE team goes offence but me. But I do a good job - get all the turrets set up and keep the flag where it's supposed to be for the first 15 minutes.

Then I get killed and spawn by the tower base.

Suit up in light and grab the NME flag. Because I've been away from our flag for 30 seconds ours goes too.

Go back to repair turrets etc... Keep flag.... Get *REALLY* bored. No one helping.

Standoff happens as the offence apparently (looking at the command console) just wants to fight mid-field - not going anywhere near the NME base.

After 5 mins of this I shout "take the flag from me". No one responds.

A few mins later (after repeated shouts) I type "Look, I'm pretty fucking bored - I'm going to drop the flag and go offence - someone pick it up." No one responds.

Not wanting to completely throw the match away I say it a couple of times. Then some bloke says "Fucking throw it then". So I go to our gens and drop it between two guys who (!) have started to repair the gens for the (!!!) first time in the game!

I go offence, not caring anymore that they've not bothered to pick the flag up.

Just as I kill the NME with our flag the TIME OUT happens and the flag RETURNS TO THE NME STAND BY ITSELF (!!!!!).

Same happens on the defence again. I defend - but get bored after 2 mins and quit.

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Now, I'm not going on a rant about lack of teamwork on pubbies - I just had to laugh and wanted to share it with you :)

Oh - and most of the players on the server were allegedly Tribed!!

Anyone else had an experience quite as lame as this one?
 
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Mongrol

Guest
Yeah, I can feel for you. Pubbies used to frustrate me to the point of madness because I always just played the game properly and always ended up defending, turreting, AND getting teh flag, then getting our flag back without trying to lose their flag. It usually ended in a purple Mong with nailmarks in his palms. Then...

... I said fuck it, forgot about the flag and done my own personal agenda, I enjoyed it much more, went sniping, trashing, shriking, even tanking (as long as I`m driving). The trick to enjoyment on pubs is to forget about the flag. Course, it`s not that easy, someone takes my flag the urge to chase is sometimes too strong, especially if its one of the "I can only cap cos I`m so leet" crowd, and before I know it, I`m purple and standing at the flag with my elf in my hand. Back to square one.

Personal Agenda is selfish, does nothing to promote teamplay on pubs, but I`ve gave up on that long ago. It`s not worth the stress.
 
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Scouse

Guest
I'd do that mongy - but it's sooooo boring to me.

OK - now and again I find it fun just to go base trashing (and useful to the overall team effort) - but all it takes is ONE person on the other side to be focussed on winning and it kills the game off ;)

It's usually me but wtf eh?!
 
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old.RadianT

Guest
I really enjoy it when half of each team is only busy with defending their own MPB and Attacking the other team's MPD and not caring abut what happens around them =/

:m00:
 
F

Fergus

Guest
I find it impossible to rise to your pathetic attempts at insults Mongrol and suggest that you take your infantile comments to the tree shrimp who will put you in your place.

Infadel!
 
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old.AntiPop

Guest
fergus on pubs, fergus on the forums, hmmmmmm

Is this the start of the return to T2? or are you still "retired"?
 
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Fergus

Guest
It happens when you are bored at work im afraid, and well, Mongrol seemed fair game at the time. As for the pubs, not much else out there worth playing so I thought I would give it a wee go, quite enjoying the arena maps (when there is ever anyone on them). Although as many of the threads here testify, pubby games do tend be shitty free-for-alls :(
 
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Scouse

Guest
Ass-puncher's the lot of them!

Whilst on the subject of travellers of the marmite motorway:

I had a m8 who worked for the summer as a packer in a fudge factory!

No word of a lie! :D
 
F

Fergus

Guest
They didn't make chocolate starfish in the same factory did they ?
 
F

Fergus

Guest
Au contraire mon amie, I prefer the finer delicacies that the Bearded Clam offers. The chocoalte starfish being a mere side serving if the Clams are off ;)
 
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Scouse

Guest
Ahhhh. Fish-based fun for all the family then?

Doirty Boistard! :)
 
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old.D3-

Guest
Fergus, that was prob one of the most intellectually challenge teams you were on in that match on kata :p

well played btw :)
 
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old.Ewan

Guest
I would like to assure everyone that Fergus is still retired, and Mongrol is still stressed.

Ewan
 
M

Mongrol

Guest
I`m not a caffiene addict.

I JUST WANT A COFFEEEE!
 
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old.StyleZ

Guest
moo

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M

Mongrol

Guest
He can`t. He met someone playing Baymoo (remember that?) and now works as a waitress in Nigeria. Married a Coloquial Treehouse and inherited 3 taxi drivers and a small black rat named Toby.
 
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old.StyleZ

Guest
Hey, it beats scratching out a living as a male prostitute!
 
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karmadt

Guest
Ahh, oops, I'm sorry... I seem to have stumbled into the old BR retirement home :)
 
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