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I haven't been around for matches this week lads, but I have a reason.
On Monday I was getting the carpet up in Dans room, got it all up and nicely rolled up in little bits ready for bin bags. Now where the fuck did I put the bin bags....ah yes I left them up the loft. So I get the ladders out and climb up the loft, FUCKSTICKS! Only 2 bags up there, ah well its a start.
So I chuck the bags down then try to put my foot on the top of the ladder, felt alright so I put all my weight on them. They then decided to wobble and tipple over, all this happned in slow motion so I was calculated in my actions. I tried to grab the loft opening so I could simply hang there laughing at the stupid ladders and how they failed to kill me. What actually happened was I was clawing at it like a cat on an icy roof. What this did was to cause me to fall back first because my grabbing had flipped my body.
Luckily the stair gate broke my fall by softly twatting into my back, I then landed on the stupid mother fucking ladders with my arse, I then greeted the floor with my head.
As I lay there looking up at the open loft hatch (and the fucking light was still on, how would I turn that off?) screaming in pain I could only look on the bright side, I had bent the stair gate and now Samm had no excuse to keep the fucking thing.
I have hurt every part of my body, I have some sort of evil whiplash thing with my neck, I fucked my fingers doing my cat grab, battered my arm (see pic), really hurt my back (can't sit at my game pootah hence no matches for me), near enough broke my knee and fucked my ribs. Not sure how I got a full house worth of injuries from this but they fucking hurt.
So sorry throd, but I should be back on Sunday.
On Monday I was getting the carpet up in Dans room, got it all up and nicely rolled up in little bits ready for bin bags. Now where the fuck did I put the bin bags....ah yes I left them up the loft. So I get the ladders out and climb up the loft, FUCKSTICKS! Only 2 bags up there, ah well its a start.
So I chuck the bags down then try to put my foot on the top of the ladder, felt alright so I put all my weight on them. They then decided to wobble and tipple over, all this happned in slow motion so I was calculated in my actions. I tried to grab the loft opening so I could simply hang there laughing at the stupid ladders and how they failed to kill me. What actually happened was I was clawing at it like a cat on an icy roof. What this did was to cause me to fall back first because my grabbing had flipped my body.
Luckily the stair gate broke my fall by softly twatting into my back, I then landed on the stupid mother fucking ladders with my arse, I then greeted the floor with my head.
As I lay there looking up at the open loft hatch (and the fucking light was still on, how would I turn that off?) screaming in pain I could only look on the bright side, I had bent the stair gate and now Samm had no excuse to keep the fucking thing.
I have hurt every part of my body, I have some sort of evil whiplash thing with my neck, I fucked my fingers doing my cat grab, battered my arm (see pic), really hurt my back (can't sit at my game pootah hence no matches for me), near enough broke my knee and fucked my ribs. Not sure how I got a full house worth of injuries from this but they fucking hurt.
So sorry throd, but I should be back on Sunday.
