Smilies :D

[DAN200]

/Me forces wij to light his own farts, and then breath them in.

 

[Wij]

mmm, chilli smell

 

[DAN200]

mmm... burning windpipe, toxic fumes, mmmm.....

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me binds Wij's scrot to a brick with a monofillament
/me tosses brick off building
height of building 200 meters, length of monofillament 195 meters

/me tips SomeGuy into a pit full of killerbees of which the wings have been pulled off

/me leaves DAN200 gagged and bound, with his trowsers 'round his knees in a public toilet, in leeds


/me smiles

 

[old.Upham]

/me cuts testin_the_cable's todger of whit a butcher knife and feeds it to Wij...

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me bores a hole in Upham's skull with a hand drill and pores in half a pound of maggots


[eeeew I'm a sick boy heh]

 

[Wij]

/me drips acid into tdc's eyes then pours ants into the sockets.

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me makes Wij dance on hot coals/broken glass by shooting milivoltages thru needles stuck in his spinalcord

 

[Wij]

millivoltages ? hah !


/me applies the national grid to tdc's love spuds !!!!!!!!!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

***SSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE***


/me drowns Wij in boiling luvjuice

 

[Nibbler]

/me....RUUUUNS!!!!

 

[Wij]

/me catches Lead Nibbler and shoves his head under the 'tatty water

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me sticks a steel pipe up Nibbler's rear and heats it to 900C

 

[Summo]

/ me prises TDC arse cheeks apart with a car jack, inserts Lead, Wij and Dan and removes the jack. Forces TDC to eat 4 cubic gallons of Texas Homcidal Chilli Mix and places the whole affair in a washing machine on max spin.

 

[Wij]

/me opens Someguy's stomach with a rusty knife and inserts a pack of razor blades, then duck tapes him up and proceeds to punch and kick him in the guts for 3 days solid...

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me rams a conductive dong up SomeGuy and attaches the end to the grid

while watching SomeGuy smoke, /me drills micro-holes in Wij's eyeballs with a laser, then whacks him on the back of the head with a rubber hammer

[two in one ]

 

[Wij]

/me strips Someguy and tdc, superglues tdc's willy up Someguy's bottom and leaves them stuck in gimpmasks in the middle of a skinheads' drinking and glassing contest !

 

[WPKenny]

You guys really need to get out more.

 

[Wij]

I have to do 35 hours work in a week. Don't get paid if I go out

 

[*Kornholio*]

They do indeed...

 

[Testin da Cable]

/me ties Kenny to Korny and gives them to a 6'2" shemale crossdressing callboy called Herbert to play with for the weekend

I can't even leave my desk you know...if I stand up the halon instalation goes off
Somebody save me!

 

[Wij]

/me throws a paper plane over tdc's desk...

 

[*Kornholio*]

/me unties himself and leaves Kenny & the shemale to a bit of peace & quiet...

 

[Testin da Cable]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


*PPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


*gasp*
.
.
.
*cough*
.
.
.
.
.
*choke*





/me connects Wij's rear to a halon cannister with some rubber tubing turning on the juice full gush

 

[Wij]

/me floats away...

(time to do a bit of work actually )

 

[*Kornholio*]

/me takes aim with a crossbow and hits Wij directly up the rectum, causing him to explode all over TDC's desk...

 

[Testin da Cable]

ick =P

/me force-feeds Kornholio every drop of Wij splattered across his desk

 

[*Kornholio*]

/me goes uke: into a bucket, shoves a pipe down TDC's throat and pours it all down...

 

[Wij]

/me kinda just sits there being a load of sick

 

[*Kornholio*]

In TDC's colon !!!