Smilie-oaks

[*charlton_thd*]

hello and welcome to the trailer for smilie-oaks the new adult drama exclusive to channel 5
Introducing the smilie-oaks characters:

Josh the aspiring young emu farmer

sandy the call girl

malcom the drainage inspector

charlotte the promiscuous young screwdriver saleswoman

and douglas the owner of the only bar in smilie-oaks

episode 1

"phew that was a hard day at the emu farm"

"lets go to the bar"

At the bar..

"sandy shut your mouth......i can....see stuff...and its gross"

goddam i smell like a F*ckin drain

"I'M PREGNANT!!"

Find out who the father is in the next post
(this is where you guys come in, add a line to the story and i'll jump in with plotlines)

p.s. you can all add a new character each but they must have something good to do with the story line

 

[Moving Target]

Posting in this forum is like being trapped in a falling lift...

 

[Recoil101]

Hurry up with the next installment I cant wait

 

[Recoil101]

"but Sandy..... you told me you were on the pill!!!1!11!"

"Ha you fool I lied to trap you, Im going to tell your wife its your baby if you dont buy some of my screwdrivers...."

 

[old.Exoshear]

but it was you and your stupid screwdrivers that got use into this mess in the first place

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Moving Target
Posting in this forum is like being trapped in a falling lift...

Hurry up and die then, won't you?

 

[old.Cherrypicker]

I can't wait for the Sunday Omnibus version :sleeping:

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


Hurry up and die then, won't you?

I forgot to mention it's endless

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Exoshear
but it was you and your stupid screwdrivers that got use into this mess in the first place

<- enter phillip, special guest star

but the screwdrivers belong to him (point at phillip)

you mean ... it's phillip's screwdriver ?

don't be such a flat head !

just gaining precision dear !

 

[Furr]

-- M00 stray cow alert

---oh no

--- what! did it shag u

 

[Moving Target]

Slaughters everything

 

[Summo]

Ooh! Have we moved on to the late-night special?

It's my baby, dammit! I'll keep it! I can manage on my own!

For God's sake, Sandy don't be such a tool!

<-- Enter Brian and Dave, the two likeable teenage scamps

Hey, guys! We're arranging a midnight pool party! Like, spread the word, yeah?

Yeah, it's gonna be great. But I bet I still won't get a shag.

Just tell your friends! Bring girls! Gonna be awesome!

Now fuck off out of my bar.

 

[.cage]

Nice vincent avatar, recoil

 

[xenon2000]

Another story thread, how nice.

 

[Moving Target]

Except it's shite. I preferred the other method.