Lamp
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*** 3 minutes ago ***
So I'm in *my* room on the computer, and been happily farting away for a good 35 minutes, when the wife passes by to put some towels in the airing cupboard, catches a whiff of the room, then sprays half a can of air-freshener into the room.
Now you need to understand that out of all the rooms in my house (her name's not on the mortgage), this is my one room of solitude. Its MINE. She doesn't go in. She's quite happy to stay out. Its a tiny little room. But its all mine. Its like the garden shed type thing. Only thing I can't do in there is smoke or screw her sister. Apart from that its mine.
Surely I'm allowed to fart as much as I want ? She's never sprayed in there before. Now it smells of chemical flowers. At least the fart smell was natural.
*eyes watering from air freshener now*
Does a man have no privacy even in his own castle ?
Perhaps only in death.
*parp*
So I'm in *my* room on the computer, and been happily farting away for a good 35 minutes, when the wife passes by to put some towels in the airing cupboard, catches a whiff of the room, then sprays half a can of air-freshener into the room.
Now you need to understand that out of all the rooms in my house (her name's not on the mortgage), this is my one room of solitude. Its MINE. She doesn't go in. She's quite happy to stay out. Its a tiny little room. But its all mine. Its like the garden shed type thing. Only thing I can't do in there is smoke or screw her sister. Apart from that its mine.
Surely I'm allowed to fart as much as I want ? She's never sprayed in there before. Now it smells of chemical flowers. At least the fart smell was natural.
*eyes watering from air freshener now*
Does a man have no privacy even in his own castle ?
Perhaps only in death.
*parp*