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Bugz

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Can you explain the correlation between Weil's Disease and beer bottles please?
 

Lamp

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Its the same with drinking out of coke cans. Rats love to piss on coke cans
 

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Can you explain the correlation between Weil's Disease and beer bottles please?

Rat infested cellars with beer in them are common place, despite health and safety laws, the place of work ie the pub is never 100% vermin free. Also freight, doesn't matter which sort of freight ie planes, shipping, trains, lorries. It's all there to be had and you'd be very surprised. Also can be transmitted human to human via the same process ie drayman is stuck on motorway needing a piss and pisses on the freight hoping it will dry off before delivery.

That enough info for you? Drinking out of bottle is poncey anyway :p
 

old.Tohtori

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Taking a .5£ bottle of beer(which are the ones living in rat infested lairs) and pouring it to a 2.5£ glass to seem "fine" is poncey beyond poncey though :p

It's like Beponcey - poncey right now.
 

Imgormiel

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Taking a .5£ bottle of beer(which are the ones living in rat infested lairs) and pouring it to a 2.5£ glass to seem "fine" is poncey beyond poncey though :p

It's like Beponcey - poncey right now.

Repped for thoughful reply and no i am not being sarcastic :)
 

megadave

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surely you'd have to basically suck off the bottom of the bottle?
 

Laddey

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Who gives a fuck man! Beer tastes lovely out of a bottle, even if the rats piss all over it. Mmmm rat pissbeer
 

Lamp

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No one ever died from squeezing a rat and drinking its blood....
 

Shagrat

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Do rats go around pubs pissing on the bottles then? Bastards, another reason for hating them horrible little furry bastards.

James Herbert was right all along.
 

Gahn

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Pour some lemon where you lean on with your mouth (or wtf you tell that in English) -.-
 

Binky the Bomb

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I would also like to point out that people who work in shipping are also partial to taking a piss on pallets of certain brands of drinks.

"Why?" You ask... well, when drinking the stuff in pubs, the toxic smell of cigarette smoke used to mask the smell of stale urine on the bottles. It was the perfect crime (almost), no-one would detect the wee till it was too late. Alas, that now all changes, with smoking in pubs now banned and illegal. The reasons for doing so vary, but its mostly because the people who deliver booze are evil bastards who get bored easily.
 

Lucius

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Probably just as much chance of getting a disease by drinking beer from a glass.
 

Everz

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Lucius.. i'll never drink now for fear of that.. :(
 

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