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Clowneh!

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are the these forums feeling really slow for anyone else today?
 
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Will

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I assumed it was just this antique PC my work make me use, but it has been slower than normal today.
 
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bodhi

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They seem pretty fast to me. But then on JANET most web stuff does so *shrugs*
 
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Shocko

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Bodhi you newbie, it has nothing to do with connection speed. Here lies the problem:
Page generated in 5.182 seconds (99.15% PHP - 0.85% MySQL) with 21 queries.
Despite having virtually no usage, the webserver is overloaded massively. Perhaps DBs is using it to create thumbnails for his massive pr0n library, or maybe creating VCDs of all his goat-pr0n mpegs!
 
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bodhi

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Shocko you retard, learn how to read eh? I never said it had anything whatsoever to do with the connection.


But tbh

Page generated in 0.183 seconds (74.81% PHP - 25.19% MySQL) with 22 queries.


And that hasn't changed much all day.
 
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Shocko

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What options are people using? Perhaps the forum is only being slow for people with a certain setup.

I have:
Green/BW stylesheet
Avatars enabled
Sigs enabled

I think that's the only options there are... Allthough this reply page has 0.210 seconds at the bottom, which maybe screws that theory. All other pages have been at around the 5second mark though.

Oh, and Bodhi, are you denying being a newbie? :rolleyes:
 
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Will

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Page generated in 5.985 seconds (98.05% PHP - 1.95% MySQL) with 30 queries.

Its not all page requests, but it is 2 out of 3.
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Shocko
Oh, and Bodhi, are you denying being a newbie? :rolleyes:


Fuck me you linux geeks are retarded. Any text which doesnt contain -ererfds f- +dsnfkl seems to go about 4 miles above your head. :rolleyes:
 

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I am still optimizing apache2 and MySQL along with PHP to ensure the server handles a greater load with good enough response times.

Have made some more changes this morning so let's see how we get on during the day.
 
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charl8tan

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I'm hitting the 5second mark a bit. Which shouldn't be happening on my works conn dammit, sort it you Boston slaaaaaag ;)

:moon: *runs from DBs*
 

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What about now?
 
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Wij

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slooow

Page generated in 4.972 seconds (96.13% PHP - 3.87% MySQL) with 30 queries.
 
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Damage

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I'm having the same problem, sometimes the is pretteh slow. and it cant be my pc tho
 
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~YuckFou~

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Page generated in 4.068 seconds (96.54% PHP - 3.46% MySQL) with 25 queries.
 
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Clowneh!

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Page generated in 6.886 seconds (95.38% PHP - 4.62% MySQL) with 25 queries.

what do i win? :(
 
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Flimgoblin

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reading that thread I got:
Page generated in 8.195 seconds (94.20% PHP - 5.80% MySQL) with 25 queries.

newreply.php was:
Page generated in 1.477 seconds (96.41% PHP - 3.59% MySQL) with 22 queries.

reading thread again it was
Page generated in 1.047 seconds (77.93% PHP - 22.07% MySQL) with 30 queries.

seems to be zippy now :)

although my browser insists on caching everything (it never used to :( only since the machine change)
 

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Nah still not happy.

The load on the boxes is nothing yet it takes ages.

/me goes to get Apache1 out of the loft.....
 
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Damage

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Page generated in 1.087 seconds (91.16% PHP - 8.84% MySQL) with 25 queries

it's better now, dunno if it helped but I deleted all my temp I-net files
 
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Flimgoblin

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yeah it goes through phases of being zippy then decides it wants to take it's time. (maybe it feels some posts should be savoured? :))
 
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S-Gray

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Well last night it was totally dead, couldnt get on for about an hour or 2
 

Deebs

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What about now?

It is really fast for me now.
 
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Flimgoblin

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tell you in a minute :)

looks good so far...

browsed around a bit - no slow down yet :)

and _appears_ to have told my browser not to cache :)
 
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Wij

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better

Page generated in 0.238 seconds (43.56% PHP - 56.44% MySQL) with 25 queries.
 
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~YuckFou~

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Page generated in 0.170 seconds (65.31% PHP - 34.69% MySQL) with 30 queries.
 

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