Slightly bizzare email.

[.Wilier.]

An email I recieved yesterday, to a spam free address.

Anyone any idea what this guy is harping on about??

Hello,
hardened natures softened, perhaps, by the calm and beauty of the
- new worlds, new manners, I suppose. In time I may conform my
I see that you've found it, he said quietly.

Lord Jeffreys leaned farther forward upon his desk. He raised th
behind him in a leathern thong.

It will be something to set against the other losses we have suff
ship, be she Dutch or Spanish, and ships are our present need.
Barbados plantations to accept the deputy-governorship of Jamaica

should be no surprising the fort. Let Captain Blood do his worst
that had so completely escaped the buccaneer. He was spurred to
in haste? We have heard of you, to be sure, and we know of what
If I had known that, he said at last in a thick voice, you wou


Have a nice day.

 

[Mobius]

I had something similiar to that and it seemed to try and fit every word in the english language in there somehow. I have absolutely zero idea what the hell it was about. It went from talking about the sea, to drugs, to viagra, to mortgage, to colours..etc. Like the ULTIMATE spam email...but it forgot to mention exactly what it was trying to con me out of.

 

[Lazarus]

its an excerpt from Captain Blood by Rafael Sabatini. quite wot he is on about, i have no idea

 

[Will]

I found that I couldn't type properly when I was on acid. Maybe someone has overcome this hurdle.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hve email come home, was looking questionmark with my head. Answer questionmark not clear. Come with friend see too and not understand. For with and whom to where it came then clear. Laugh he did when i now know when it came =))))

Sincerely yours, much have you friend.

 

[Ch3tan]

Spam free address Willier? No such thing.

 

[.Wilier.]

OK, well up to today, for the last 2 years, its been spam free

Think he wants to sell me some viagra.....Like I need help

 

[old.Tohtori]

Think he wants to sell me some viagra.....Like I need help

Yeah. Everyone knows you're the reason that Pfizer is still alive

 

[Ch3tan]

OK, well up to today, for the last 2 years, its been spam free

Think he wants to sell me some viagra.....Like I need help

Well you are getting on in years, failure of bodily functions is only natural. Fortunetly help is now available, for ony $19.95, just click here

 

[Clown]

bRING BACK BARYSHAUS!!

Please note: the use of the above Ch3tan-endorsed product will SEVERELY shorten your lifespan.

 

[.Wilier.]

Just received another from the same fella:

Hello,

how he contrived to get there. It may be due to this that upon h
had passed from her and were fixed upon fair-haired, sturdy young
and some seven hundred men composing their crews. Because they h
flagged, there were the whips of the overseer and his men to quic
despair, the blue and gold flank of the Victorieuse loomed throug
You are, he said, the niece of the man who owns me his slave.
the gold and crimson banner of Castile. And then they understood

among friends - old friends of yours, all. The Colonel stared i
must assume that she still regarded him with aversion. He had
After that Arabella Bishop went daily to the shed on the wharf wi
Maracaybo, we shall reduce this beautiful city to ashes, and
You hear that, my lord? Deliberately he has let Wolverstone loo
Elizabeth, Lachesis, and Atropos, and a dozen frigates laden with
He would have clutched the doctor, and haled him forth by force i


Have a nice day.

It seems he wants to sell me vall1um, v1agr4 and c1alis.



I feel old.

 

[Lester]

It's probably random prose inserted to fool spam filters into thinking it's a proper email.

 

[Gengi]

I believe, if the Cardianls elect that Nigerian chap as the Pope, the next set of emails will be along the lines of

Hello, I am a very good friend of <insert new popes 'pope' name here> and I need your help.
While he was head of the church in Nigeria I was his Bishop in Charge of Finanance and I need your help to get some money from Nigeria to the Vatican Bank. Now as you are probably aware, Nigeria does not have the best reputation in the world, but me being a man of the cloth and a good friend of HHtP (His Holiness the Pope) I can assure you that this is all above board. etc etc etc..

Later

 

[Draylor]

Your spam-free address isnt spam free anymore then.

This sort of thing is usually the plain text part of a message, with the spam content as the HTML that most peoples email client will be configured to show.

The 'crap' is there to fool spam filters (well it'll get a few maybe, nothing half decent), its not intended to be seen by anyone. That said its becoming more common to see this section without any real 'spam' content. It seems spammers are increasingly too stupid to use learn how to use their spamming software before sending out a few million mails these days.