Six Pounds Twelve
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DaGaffer
Down With That Sorta Thing
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Wij
I am a FH squatter
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Matthew James Alexander Wharram.
I wanted to spell a swear with his initials but with a surname like Wharram it's tricky
He pees practically every nappy change. Either on me or on his face. I won't be surprised if he's into watersports when he's grown up :/
Sharon's up and about now after the ceasarian. Six weeks of wearing granny stockings to go though.
Job interview tomorrow. New car Saturday. Busy week
I wanted to spell a swear with his initials but with a surname like Wharram it's tricky
He pees practically every nappy change. Either on me or on his face. I won't be surprised if he's into watersports when he's grown up :/
Sharon's up and about now after the ceasarian. Six weeks of wearing granny stockings to go though.
Job interview tomorrow. New car Saturday. Busy week
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What was your brothers name chum?
You are lucky to have a name so soon, as you know my boy was called Spiderman/Megatron for a month as we were told we were having a girl so didn't have a name ready for a lad.
Your life has just become a 100% better in every way possible but child birth is bloody carnage like throd warned me it would be. I didn't climb on Samm for ages after watching a scene from Alien
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lol.
I remember when my two were born over a decade ago. Both were born at a military hospital and I cracked the normal joke "Sew her up tighter", i was asked to leave the hospital.
Seriously, kids are so much fun and if they turn out better than you it is a bonus. I am glad to say mine are hundreds of times better than me Well maybe not my son
Wij, get the fucking camera out!
I remember when my two were born over a decade ago. Both were born at a military hospital and I cracked the normal joke "Sew her up tighter", i was asked to leave the hospital.
Seriously, kids are so much fun and if they turn out better than you it is a bonus. I am glad to say mine are hundreds of times better than me
Well maybe not my son Wij, get the fucking camera out!
Wazzerphuk
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Congratulations!
Bodhi
Once agreed with Scouse and a LibDem at same time
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<random Ed related story>
When I was at uni, my flatmate, called Ed once tried to order a chinese carry-out. The conversation went something like this
"Hello can I take your order?"
"Sweet and sour Pork, etc etc etc"
"Can I take an address?"
"14 South Street"
"Can I take a name please?"
"Ed."
"And how do I spell that?"
*cue Ed rolling around in laughter"
"EEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Well it made us laugh at the time. We were very high mind.....
When I was at uni, my flatmate, called Ed once tried to order a chinese carry-out. The conversation went something like this
"Hello can I take your order?"
"Sweet and sour Pork, etc etc etc"
"Can I take an address?"
"14 South Street"
"Can I take a name please?"
"Ed."
"And how do I spell that?"
*cue Ed rolling around in laughter"
"EEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Well it made us laugh at the time. We were very high mind.....
Wazzerphuk
FH is my second home
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Bodhi, when at uni did you all of a sudden become five again? That's the most depressing post I've ever seen from you. Minus reputation points methinks.
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Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
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A lateish congratulations. Any FH alias done for him yet?
Wazzerphuk
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Does he have your leaning towards a love of all things scat yet, or is that something you're going to have to teach him?
Aph3x
Part of the furniture
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No I posted exactly when I meant to.
