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gunner440

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what kind of comment was that aoami?

that was fcking disgusting man

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Aoami

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word of advice to apathy to play safe. extra safe.
 

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For your edification, I present the Sexual Offences Act (2003). None of you are named specifically but I think s.69 and s.70 are aimed at people in particular.

http://www.hmso.gov.uk/acts/acts2003/20030042.htm

BE IT ENACTED BY THE QUEEN'S MOST EXCELLENT MAJESTY!

Wish Danya would come and talk about mentalists.

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its not as if we`re e-Raping you apathy, as much as you`d love that! :kissit:

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It's not the anus that ruptures - that would require you to have a colostomy bag fitted. You're thinking of tears in the sphincter or lining of the anal cavity.

Either way, blood and semen are most infectious vectors for HIV. Not AIDS. Rather different things. So you can see how anal penetration can be highly dangerous.

Oh I feel like I have adopted you all and I am your nurse. Gather round, little plebs, and I shall teach you all about the bad bad world.

Anyway. HIV is the least of my problems. Not getting poop on my knob is all I care about - it has a terrible habit of reaching places other knobs don't reach.

On second thoughts, I'd make a really crap nurse.

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Apathy said:
It's not the anus that ruptures - that would require you to have a colostomy bag fitted. You're thinking of tears in the sphincter or lining of the anal cavity.

Either way, blood and semen are most infectious vectors for HIV. Not AIDS. Rather different things. So you can see how anal penetration can be highly dangerous.

Oh I feel like I have adopted you all and I am your nurse. Gather round, little plebs, and I shall teach you all about the bad bad world.

Anyway. HIV is the least of my problems. Not getting poop on my knob is all I care about - it has a terrible habit of reaching places other knobs don't reach.

On second thoughts, I'd make a really crap nurse.

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Hey, it's the LAW and you will RESPECT it. It may not make much sense to you but things are this way for a reason.

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Apathy said:
It's not the anus that ruptures - that would require you to have a colostomy bag fitted. You're thinking of tears in the sphincter or lining of the anal cavity.

Either way, blood and semen are most infectious vectors for HIV. Not AIDS. Rather different things. So you can see how anal penetration can be highly dangerous.

Oh I feel like I have adopted you all and I am your nurse. Gather round, little plebs, and I shall teach you all about the bad bad world.

Anyway. HIV is the least of my problems. Not getting poop on my knob is all I care about - it has a terrible habit of reaching places other knobs don't reach.

On second thoughts, I'd make a really crap nurse.

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speaking of stlong experiences

<gathers around fire for some kum-bi-ah and toasting marshmallows , and some apathy sex stories>

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gunner440

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Apathy said:
For your edification, I present the Sexual Offences Act (2003). None of you are named specifically but I think s.69 and s.70 are aimed at people in particular.


fyi it was a FEMALE koala

at least im still straight

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i think it reaches places other knobs dont reach because normal people dont fuck men in the ass.
 

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gunner440 said:
fyi it was a FEMALE koala

at least im still straight

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Kobold? And I thought DAOC was just a game I played around with on eBay...

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*waits for Sissy to explain the new avatar and why teh old one is gone*
Because thats what this thread was about you bunch of homo lovers :p
 

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swords said:
*waits for Sissy to explain the new avatar and why teh old one is gone*
Because thats what this thread was about you bunch of homo lovers :p

Hi. Can you tell me all about ML8? How was it for you?

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Why would homophobia be bad?

Who are you to decide what's right or wrong? Arn't you being a rascist yourself if you say Homophobists are morons?
 

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no because what the fucking hell has racism got to do with it? arnt you being racist if you think bestiality is wrong? yes, its about as absurd as what you just said.

why is racism wrong anyway? why dont i go outside and insight some racial hatred? because its illegal thats why and even if it wasnt, there is no fucking point in doing it.
 

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I'm probably wrong on this (certainly evidence suggests so) but are morons or homophobes actually a race?

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Apathy said:
I'm probably wrong on this (certainly evidence suggests so) but are morons or homophobes actually a race?

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I was thinking the same thing. Morons might be though.
 

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dunno man, but we also had necrophilia too. who knows where the fuck this is going!
 

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Here is the first mention of gypsies - GYSPIES.

Gypsies are a race, you know.

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Gypsies ain't too bad. It's the pikeys you wanna worry about.
 

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Dillinja said:
Gypsies ain't too bad. It's the pikeys you wanna worry about.

harh i'll do tee fite befur it corses any morr trubble
 

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I meant discriminating. But never mind...don't think I could tell u what i mean with my english skils.
 
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