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bring back the poing avatar :(
It just isnt the same somehow...
 

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Apathy said:
Keep away from my girlfriend.

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you ... girlfriend??

but your camper than a bunch of boy-scouts
 

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one question i always ponderd upon.

why do homesexuals speak in the voice that they do?

i asked a homosexual i know, he didnt know either. his exact reponse was "we just do!"

so does anyone know!?!?!?!
 

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Have you tried leaving the internet and going outside to ask some actual homos? We mostly hang around toilets and bright pink pubs. Most online homosexuals are just bored housewifes.

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if you read my post fully you will of noticed this bit -

"i asked a homosexual i know, he didnt know either. his exact reponse was "we just do!"

maybe i should of added i know him irl, from work and i see him every day.
 

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So do you work in a toilet or in a big pink pub, then?

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no why? im not 100% sure what this has to do with my Q.
 

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How do you know homos? Are you sure it's not just a bored housewife? Seen your mother lately?

I demand to know...

Bring me some gifts now please. Size XXL for my massive belly.

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i just told you, how i know one. are you even reading what the fuck i typed? yes i have seen my mother lately and no i wont bring you gifts.
 

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probably because they have been kicked in the nuts so many time by shemales
 

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"You looking at my tits, mate?"

"No, at your dick."

~thwack~

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Apathy said:
"You looking at my tits, mate?"

"No, at your dick."

~thwack~

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i dunno what the fuck you are goin on about.. are you saying i have a problem with homosexuals or something? to make it clear, i just want to know why homosexuals speak with that voice!
 

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tris- said:
one question i always ponderd upon.

why do homesexuals speak in the voice that they do?

i asked a homosexual i know, he didnt know either. his exact reponse was "we just do!"

so does anyone know!?!?!?!

It's because there are 2 types of homosexuals. Tops and bottoms.

"Bottoms" are the "girly" ones, high voice and the stereotype gay behaviour.

"Tops" on the other hand are completely the opposite, strong, manly and macho types.

Hope that helps :)
 

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ok but WHY do they speak in that voice? is it by choice, biological or something else? i seen a docu about homosexuals, they have a part of their brain that is different shape/size to hetrosexual people. they concluded that homosexuals are born genetically like that. it wasnt just some shit docu made by joe bloggs either, it was a proper funded experiment type thingy.
 

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Lumikki said:
It's because there are 2 types of homosexuals. Tops and bottoms.

"Bottoms" are the "girly" ones, high voice and the stereotype gay behaviour.

"Tops" on the other hand are completely the opposite, strong, manly and macho types.

Hope that helps :)

Things have moved on since the days of Enid Blyton, sadly.

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tris- said:
ok but WHY do they speak in that voice? is it by choice, biological or something else? i seen a docu about homosexuals, they have a part of their brain that is different shape/size to hetrosexual people. they concluded that homosexuals are born genetically like that. it wasnt just some shit docu made by joe bloggs either, it was a proper funded experiment type thingy.


what a waste of money, instead of finding out why gay people sound ....... gay , why not spent it on something fucking useful ? like cancer research ?
 

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Crash said:
what a waste of money, instead of finding out why gay people sound ....... gay , why not spent it on something fucking useful ? like cancer research ?

well you could say that about anything. what a complete waste of money, all the money your spending now you could spend on cancer research. why you wasting money on internet connections and such? go give it to a cancer research charity.

there is not just one pool of money that is split between a milion different causes you know.

and please keep your homophobic shit from this thread. i know it went slightly off topic but you dont need to spout shit out.
 

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thats a completely different thing, people FUNDED a lot of time and effort into finding out why queers speak like twats........... whereas us as consumers pay for our connections from our own wallets, we earn our money and im sure alot of us give to charities for such causes, not finding out why julian clary likes man sausage and speaks like a fkin woman
 

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back to the original question

i think gays are just women trapped in men's bodies hence why they talk like "women"

if any women talk like men then im betting they are miriam wannabes and/or female rugby players. grrrr
 

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k9awya said:
but spending money on gays?

wtf?

i dont remember the docu fully, i think it came about from when they were researching genes and such.

but spending money on hetrosexuals for fertility and such? i mean what the fuck?!? spend it all on cancer research ffs.
 
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