Sickness and Death :(

[swords]

i have a FREAKIN' HUGE headache...and the Hibs and mids are zerging my beloved Odins

i need pain relief fast!
What do you suggest!

Sensible answers please (not gonna happen but meh )

 

[Coim-]

A gun. To the temple. It's the only way.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Take one hose pipe.
Attach one end to the exhaust pipe of your car.
Place t'other end inside your car via a window.
Roll up window.
Get in car.
Start engine.
Take deep, deep breaths.
Repeat until you lose conciousness.

...or take a paracetamol with a cup of tea.

 

[Coim-]

Either mine or Sissyfoo's first one work great.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Wank to death.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

That doesn't sound like the most pain free way to go out. Sure, the first five might be okay...after that? Ouchie.

Unless you are suggesting he bash the bishop whilst driving at high speeds along an icy mountain road in the Alps? That might be kinda fun. Even more fun would be to take a hooker along for the ride. That way you get someone else to do the hard work and if you crash you don't need to pay her! Everyone is a winner!!

...'cept the hooker.

 

['Shy]

Originally posted by swords
i have a FREAKIN' HUGE headache...and the Hibs and mids are zerging my beloved Odins

i need pain relief fast!
What do you suggest!

Sensible answers please (not gonna happen but meh )

Did the kissies and hugs help?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

How about just wanking, without the death?

 

[Teren]

...or take a paracetamol with a cup of tea.

what happens then?
im 14 ffs

 

[old.Xarr]

Originally posted by Teren
what happens then?
im 14 ffs

the headache goes away...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by Teren
what happens then?
im 14 ffs

Ehhh...Put the paracetamol in your mouth and swallow it with a mouthful of tea? In time the headache pains will vanish.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

However 14 year olds implode, lucky you came to us first!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

You'd think that they would put some kind of warning on the paracetamol package. Fools.

 

[swords]

They helped indeed Shy

 

[iluvatur]

you guys no nothing about headaches... most are caused by dehydration ... tea= caffeine= a diuretic(sp?) =dehydration ( and causes you to piss lots )

so best to drink gallons of water witha headache .. best cure always imo .. and a cat nap

 

[iluvatur]

but not if you're 14... theres no cure to being 14 i'm afraid

i was lucky enough to skip 14 all together, whereas some others (aussie) get kept back at 14 forever and become bitter

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by iluvatur
you guys no nothing about headaches... most are caused by dehydration ...

Thats called a hangover.

 

[old.yaruar]

Originally posted by iluvatur
you guys no nothing about headaches... most are caused by dehydration ... tea= caffeine= a diuretic(sp?) =dehydration ( and causes you to piss lots )

so best to drink gallons of water witha headache .. best cure always imo .. and a cat nap

recent research has shown that the diuretic effect of the caffine in tea/coffee is so negligible it's not a factor.

 

[Lumikki]

Lots of painkillers and water. And stop sitting infront of your computer all day and reading bw.



xx

 

[swords]

Beats watching daytime TV or sitting in bed feeling sorry for myself

Im all out of painkillers so i, just going to have to bear with it

 

['Shy]

Aawwwwww, more hugs and kissies for you then!

See you on the pad!

 

[Teren]

lol, i asked about paracetamol 'coz it never worked for meh

aspirine4tehwin \o/

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by Lumikki
Lots of painkillers and water. And stop sitting infront of your computer all day and reading bw.



xx

Wha? Cures me every time.

 

[Lumikki]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Wha? Cures me every time.

Mm, well, in some ways yes, reading BW mostly affects brains by slowing them down to a level where you no longer feel pain or any other emotions that BW's threads, mostly OT, might cause (anger, sadness, hate, bitterness, sorrow, random acts of violence, depression etc etc).

Or am I just special?

xx

 

[old.Dillinja]

I think you are just special.

 

[Lumikki]

Thought so too.

xx

 

[Arnor]

rusty



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