Sick Jokes

[pikeh]

Seriously, i've got tools at my disposal that would get me banned for eternity.

You mean the internet right? 'cos we kinda all have that.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You mean the internet right? 'cos we kinda all have that.

I wish the internet could come up with the stuff i got stored in this thing we call a brain

 

[CorNokZ]

Q: How do you stop a baby from running in circles?

A:

Spoiler

Nail the other hand to the floor aswell

 

[pikeh]

I wish the internet could come up with the stuff i got stored in this thing we call a brain

Haha, do your worst imho!

 

[tris-]

It isnt that hard to get banned

 

[old.Tohtori]

Haha, do your worst imho!

It isnt that hard to get banned

I think my quotes speak for itself

 

[Olgaline]

Sorry!!

As MJ was said to be made of 99% Plastic
Rumor has it, he'lle be melted down and re-detributed as Lego blocks.
Finally, it's the kids turn to play with HIM!



whaaat!? too soon ?
lighten up,

 

[Lamp]

Michael Jackson's autopsy has now been completed. The cause of death has apparently been ruled as not being sunshine, moonlight and good times, and they are blaming it on the boogie.

Paramedics who attended MJ have confirmed he had two 10 year old boys in his bedroom and he was having a stroke.

"Authorities now believe Michael Jackson's cause of death was drowning, not a heart attack. Witnesses say a number of people were seen around the area but nobody wanted to throw him a buoy".

Hospital officials are apparently having a few problems with Michael's body - plastic recycling night isn't until next week.

MJ on his death bed requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of rice bubbles so he can have the feeling of going through a 10 yr old's a#rse one more time.

Farrah Fawcett met St Peter at the Pearly Gates and was granted one wish... She asked for all the world's children to be safe...... so God took Wacko.

It seems CPR is not as easy as ABC

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.

Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory.

McDonald's are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.He ate some 12 year old nuts. ...Er or was it a five-year old wiener?

50 kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff.

Michael Jackson's legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change.

 

[Olgaline]

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.

lol!

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

Have you seen this week's album chart?
It's a non-mover at number one


A dyslexic boy asks his mum for a McDonald's.
Mum says: ‘You can have one if you can spell it.'
‘Fuck it,' replies the kid. ‘I'll have a KCF instead.'


How does Roy Walker describe sex with his 5-year-old daughter?
"It's good but it's not right."

You know what, I'm the only bloke in my family who isn't on the sex offenders register.
Though I suppose it's inevitable one day I'll get caught

 

[gohan]

the press spoke to michael jacksons girlfriend about his death






she's said to be devestaded she told reporters





























first my parents leave me in portugal and now this????

 

[Olgaline]

ok not really a sick joke,
somewhat hardly a joke really....but never the less, it was very much inevitable....

YouTube - Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.

 

[Edmond]

Thats brilliant, Great find

 

[Lamp]

Katie Price has been quoted as saying: "My death might be a Diana moment"
Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too.

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I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox.
I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between the DAOC servers and Princess Diana?
People actually care when DAOC crashes

 

[Sparx]

Ho Ho i like

 

[Vasconcelos]

Racist sick jokes allowed?

 

[Lamp]

of course

 

[Vasconcelos]

of course

Huge disclaimer: THIS IS A RACIST SICK JOKE.

Spoiler

-How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

-9 months

 

[Lamp]

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...

 

[ECA]

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Juan

 

[Sparx]

lol lamp

 

[Vasconcelos]

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Juan

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

The Anorexia Ward is the easiest place to pick up girls.

 

[Lamp]

My wife accused me of being a paedophile.
I was truly stunned, so I said to her 'Fine leave me, but can you leave your nieces number'.

 

[Lamp]

YouTube - Jokes That Make You Go 'Ooohhhhhhh'

 

[Ch3tan]

the anorexia ward is the easiest place to pick up girls.

lol!

 

[Madmaxx]

I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion...

lol :worthy:

 

[Ormorof]

whats the difference between my nice persian rug and a pile of dead babies?

Spoiler

i wouldnt roll around masturbating on my persian rug