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Gengi

Fledgling Freddie
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A List from teh email

Pay particular attention to point 45


It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only
needs to be
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes







HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

Later
 

Danya

Fledgling Freddie
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tRoG said:
There are no shops where I live :)
Cos you live on a small island in the far north of scotland where there's not only no shops, but also no other humans, just sheep. :p
 

Otto

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SAS said:
Just come back from a 3 hour shopping trip. Girlfriend was looking for an outfit for an interview this week. Anyhow while standing in each of the 6 shops she visited I could not help but notice:

+ When a guy stands alone in a shop (gf is off trying on some clothes), the female assistance's will *always* make a habit of coming near you to check their stock. No matter where I stood one came over in a "I'm watching you, do not shoplift" kind of manner. By the 3rd shop I was getting edgy and probably making myself look out of place.

What can a guy do for the 10-15 minutes waiting for gf in the changing rooms?

+ While in Debenhams, she needed the toilet so we headed over and there was a massive queue. As I waited in the nearby kids toy section (some cool stuff out now btw) I saw the queue gradually get shorter until it had dissappeared. While there was no queue not one woman made a move to the toilet? Question is why do women always seem to go to the toilet at the same time??

Had to get that off my chest. Now I can relax. Shopping is hell...

Hm.. you could help your GF, as in getting other sizes if the once she got in their are to small/big and you can tell her if it looks good or not.

And maybe they who work there came near you so you could ask for help.

...And shopping is fun.
 

tRoG

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Danya said:
Cos you live on a small island in the far north of scotland where there's not only no shops, but also no other humans, just sheep. :p

Are you saying that sheep are less worthy of this earth than us humans?

ANIMAL RIGHTS!1

... Sheep make good companions. Dolly > Wij
 

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