Rant shop perfume sprayers

[Lamp]

Department store perfume sprayers. Jeez !

Went into Selfridges in Oxford St to buy some T-shirts. Both on the way to the mens department and on the way back you have to pass through an army of 300 women (admitedly a lot of them were damn attractive) and walk through a thick mist of cloying choking sickly sweet perfume. Hideous. Luckily being rather tall I can avoid the majority of these harpies...but still didn't stop me smelling like a cheap Turkish brothel sitting down to Wagamama for my chilli chicken ramen. Pooey !

 

[mooSe_]

bring something with you to spray back at them next time, and then pretend that you thought that they were just trying to play a game with you where you spray stuff at each other

 

[Cerb]

his penis?

 

[Zenith.UK]

Department store perfume sprayers. Jeez !

Went into Selfridges in Oxford St to buy some T-shirts. Both on the way to the mens department and on the way back you have to pass through an army of 300 women (admitedly a lot of them were damn attractive) and walk through a thick mist of cloying choking sickly sweet perfume. Hideous. Luckily being rather tall I can avoid the majority of these harpies...but still didn't stop me smelling like a cheap Turkish brothel sitting down to Wagamama for my chilli chicken ramen. Pooey !

Guaranteed to set off asthma in some people.

 

[CorNokZ]

Lamp:

Spoiler

 

[Everz]

Best is the ones in clubs

nooo spray no lay.. no splash noo gassh

legends.

 

[tris-]

those mother fuckers must have a network or something.
they say the same phrases up north.

 

[Mikah75]

Yeah I always go mad at people that do that, I have asthma and a skin condition so can be a bit lethal for me.

And yeah everz! it is funny, however one time I said no, he just went ahead and did it AND THEN! the cheeky bastard sprayed my crotch and then put his hand between my legs and sprayed my arse, how dare he.

 

[tris-]

i used one of those toilet sprayers before. i reckon it was probably fake eu de toilet because it burned my fucking skin.
and it had the fragrance of bleach and air fresher. id rather smell like a cows inner arse hole than pay a quid to them again.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Clubs? What? Huh?

 

[Cerb]

those mother fuckers must have a network or something.
they say the same phrases up north.

hahahaha they do the same thing here in Ireland!

 

[gohan]

yep same phrases here aswell, they must go to seminars

 

[mooSe_]

well I think there is only a limited amount of rhymes that can be said which involve spraying aftershave and having sex

 

[tris-]

no armani no poonani.

 

[gohan]

no smell

no girl


we rock at this lets sell our ideas to the toilet men

 

[tris-]

no eu de toilet no hairy slit.

 

[Shagrat]

no parfum, no bum...

hmm maybe not

 

[Huntingtons]

no eu de toilet no hairy slit.

what about hairy clit?

 

[Lethul]

no gum no bum ?