Shocking stuff

[russell]

OMG. I just had my friend and her little girl round for lunch and she laid it on me that she has been seeing our ex for 3 years (since just after her husband ran off with another woman and left her) 3 YEARS!!!! OMG.

Good for her I say. But what a secret! She kept it quiet because he is in a shitty marriage and there are kids involved. But what a secret to keep. She has told no one for 3 years!!!! Blimey.

She only told me today cos she was a bit teary because she thinks it may now be over.

What a shocker -any one else had jaw dropping news?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Our ex?

Both of you dated him or...just checking.

I haven't really had any shocking news that are shocking to me, i kinda take all news as "Hmm...really?"

 

[old.user4556]

When I found out Santa wasn't real. I was devastated.

 

[russell]

yeh me first. Nothing serious I was 16 xx

 

[Belgerath]

Well look at it this way Russell, ever need to tell anyone a secret and know it will be kept you know who to tell now lol

 

[TdC]

any one else had jaw dropping news?

in related news, I made a giant male member from the accumulated snow on my roof terrace today

 

[russell]

Now that is Jaw dropping -how would you know what one of those looked like?

 

[Edmond]

I sent him a picture

 

[Ch3tan]

of my knob.

 

[TdC]

your being in the habit of sending forum members pictures of your know doesn't strike me as strange in the slightest Ch3tan. I am however a bit miffed that *I* have not received one like Edmond has

 

[Belgerath]

He sent me 1 but its wasn't what i hoped for

 

[Edmond]

The one he sent me was so lush, i had it framed and it now hangs above my bed

 

[Lazarus]

The one he sent me was so lush, i had it framed and it now hangs above my bed

pfft...mine hangs down by my knees

 

[Bahumat]

yeh me first. Nothing serious I was 16 xx

16xx...lost count of your age eh?

 

[old.Tohtori]

16xx...lost count of your age eh?

You got something against immortals?

 

[Calaen]

yes they just don't f***ing die

 

[Bahumat]

You got something against immortals?

Do I GOT something against immortals? Who dat brrraap brrrappp! You tink I juzt wantz to get in yor bed biatch!

Nah i'm cool

 

[old.Tohtori]

yes they just don't f***ing die

Well, you luckily only have to stand an immortal for a 100 years max :lol:

 

[russell]

16xx...lost count of your age eh?

Er I was 16/17 - it was 1990/91 when I had a thing for him??


(It only lasted 6 months then it was over and then he started seeing her. They had a full on love thing for 3 years or so. Then it ended. On sat I heard that they have been back together for around 3 years...)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Worst thread ever. For so many reasons.

 

[russell]

Yup could be right. You do a better one then.

 

[Scouse]

Worst thread ever. For so many reasons.

We could resurrect it?

Good for her I say. But what a secret! She kept it quiet because he is in a shitty marriage and there are kids involved. But what a secret to keep. She has told no one for 3 years!!!! Blimey.

She only told me today cos she was a bit teary because she thinks it may now be over.

What a shocker

The only shockers here are that your friend is dumb enough to be "a bit on the side" for three years and you're "shocked" now it's over, rather than appalled that your mate is doing to another woman exactly what happened to her previously

Seriously, "shitty marriage...kids involved" = look, I'll stick around as long as you're interesting to fuck, but when I get bored I'll ditch you and find someone else to cheat on my wife with...

 

[sayward]

Biggest shock today is I need a Hep A jab asap and no one can do it. Come back in 3 weeks, too bloody late! Aargh!

 

[Mey]

Worst thread ever. For so many reasons.

QFT! here comes mine!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

This is still the worst thread I have seen in a long time. Its contents are truly vile.

 

[Bodhi]

This is still the worst thread I have seen in a long time. Its contents are truly vile.

I concur. It's like a Jeremy Kyle show someone's puked on. Just wrong.