Question Shay Roehm - Lead Counsel, EMG

[Deebs]

Shay has been bugging me ever since he sent the first threatening letter to FH way back in April. Seriously though Freddy is quite young and has turned to me for advice, bless him. So several questions come to mind:

1. Is he really ex Secret Service?
2. Does the FBI have worldwide juridisction? (According to him they do) ps. LOL
3. Has he ever killed anyone?
4. Has he shagged Kacey Barnfield?
5. Should Freddy be scared?
6. Does he wear high heels at night?
7. Should Freddy do something to ensure that his House is safe?
8. Make a general comment about Shay or Kacey or better still, include a picture

Remember, Mr Shay "Secret Service" Roehm quoted the following in an email to our beloved Freddy:

I have contacts who will pursue your company no matter where it is based, since the subject images contain child pornography and/or violate international copyright laws. Please do not think you can hide in the UK or any of the planets that circle above your pointed head. You should remove the images as instructed by Mr. Spry or we will pursue action to the fullest extent of the my resources and the law.

Basically Freddy is looking for advice so please help him and respond to each question posted above using the "ordered list" in advanced reply (retards for those that do not know how to get that). Freddy has not received any legal correspondance with regard to Kacey Barnfield or Shay "I am the Secret Service" Roehm.

 

[Draylor]

1. Who the fuck is he?
2. No, but your government will rollover and extradite your ass to the US regardless.
3. See #1
4. Who the fuck is she?
5. Freddy scared? Doubt it
6. Yes - if hes related to Deebs (we've seen the pics)
7. Short of a geo-ip block on the US and a IQ test to signup?
8. See #1 & #3

 

[Lamp]

who?

 

[Deebs]

Haha!

I just spoke with Freddy over the interwebs as he is busy somewhere doing a bird, I read your answers out to him and he said the following "fucking lol, bring it on".

Kacey is an English bird, she is living in America so no doubt being fucked by someone over there....

Freddy did say he wanted pictures uploaded to FH for him to see...

 

[Kryten]

I have no idea what you're on about but "ex secret service" :

"Clerk
US Secret Service
Wholesale industry
1984 – 1986 (2 years)"


He made the tea.
Tell him to go fuck himself.

Oh, and : http://pennvsconstitution.blogspot.com/


Hehehehhee. He's a fuppet.

 

[Raven]

I think we need to see the picture again.

 

[Lamp]

Deebs has been at the stuff under the sink again

 

[Deebs]

Check this thread out Shay, oops, I mean Raven:

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/front-room-385/247265-kacey-barnfield-thread.html?highlight=kacey

 

[Raven]

Anyway.

1) Some gimp that used to open the mail at some shitty field office.
2) The FBI have fuck all jurisdiction out side of the USA, though as most Americans are retarded they probably believe that they do.
3) Only on his xbox
4) I doubt she even knows who this silly little cunt is.
5) No, but he can be amused for a time.
6) Without a doubt
7) No need.
8) It seems this clown is in to the old con game, it probably works for your average American, unfortunately we in Europe are generally a bit more aware.

Oh and for good measure

Fuck yes.

Oh and invite him to become a member, I haven't ridiculed someone in ages!

 

[Deebs]

Love it Raven!!

Btw, I tweeted this to Kacey:

"FreddysHouse is the subject of many things about you, care to help clarify things? Shay, Stan, Ian, Stuart? Lots of Sex.."

 

[Deebs]

Btw Raven that pic is fucking old.

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/front-room-385/247265-kacey-barnfield-thread.html

 

[Sydrik]

Dear Shay,

You may also wish to look into suing The News of The World for the below article..

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw/showbiz/523271/Golden-Bowls-Broads-beauty-takes-off-the-covers-Stuart-Broads-girl-Kacey-Barnfield-strips-off.html

Although between you and me I'd get in the queue, oh and be fucking quick about it....

 

[Deebs]

Dear Shay,

You may also wish to look into suing The News of The World for the below article..

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/not...t-Broads-girl-Kacey-Barnfield-strips-off.html

Although between you and me I'd get in the queue, oh and be fucking quick about it....

Watch out Syd, he is ex Secret Service.... Your days as a turkey baster are numbered

 

[Shagrat]

lol is he still moaning? his rent must be due.

 

[pikeh]

Have you had any 'official' documentation from this dingus?

 

[Deebs]

No!

 

[Kryten]

I fucked her before she was famous!

 

[Deebs]

Did she have a big hole?

 

[Kryten]

After I finished - no, not really

 

[Shagrat]

did she even notice?

 

[Kryten]

I suspect chloroform may have prevented any noticing of anything occuring.

 

[Zarjazz]

1. A friend of a friend once talked to someone in the Secret Service. They said they remember a teaboy called Shay.
2. Last I heard the FBI doesn't have jurisdiction below the Mason–Dixon line, so anything outside the US of Assholes ... unlikely.
3. I heard he stepped on an ant one, then ran away when some more appeared.
4. Who hasn't?
5. Be afraid, be very afraid?
6. Who hasn't?
7. Lock the doors and windows.
8. :kissit:

 

[Deebs]

Fuck, I need to go offline so In can protect Freddy (he is a retard like Sydrik).

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What I still don't get about this guy, is what is he trying to achieve, and why is he spending so much time doing it? What the fuck kind of payoff does he think he's going to get, and from where? It's just so weird it hurts brains

(Not talking about Freddy btw )

 

[Sydrik]

Did you not know Freddy was a bazillionaire?

He doesnt just own the house. He owns the whole fucking country.

Sue Freddy.

Sue the world.

 

[mr.Blacky]

why do I keep on thinking the lead written in the title is the metal...

 

[Huntingtons]

i want more pics of kacey!

no

i DEMAND more pics of Kacey

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

If he was able to do anything he would have done it, not talked about it

If he was ex secret service he wouldn't be talking about it as one of the whole things about secret service is, well, its secret. There's a whole tradition of not talking about it. The clue's in the name.

The decoder ring his mum bought him doesn't make him real secret service.

 

[Damini]

The decoder ring his mum bought him doesn't make him real secret service.

What??

FFS.



*Throws away decoder ring*



*Begrudgingly releases "enemy combatants"*

 

[Sydrik]

*Begrudgingly releases "enemy combatants"*

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

*scampers into the distance*