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Believe that :)


So far the story goes as follows :




Hibernia sucks because monkeys need baseline stun despite the Lurikeens fact Small !!! ARMS with Jelly ? USP blows up lemmings pink chimps throws when hairy badgers chickens attack large Kobolds ? mercilessly without breathing between Jumping Around on leprechauns while making PIE!!!! For free meanwhile batman shot big Trolls in Scandalous parts best for rubbing well oiled cute weebles list of friends who stink. Afterwards someone released because George from helpdesk instastunz0red cows having probelems sux0ring iguanas shit-piles on keyboards someone-hijacksor-this-thread orgasmic hijax0red. Never awwww please- <cut out>. The gigantic sealion thrusted Hypnotically using a rubber nipple covered with strange Goo leaking everywhere until Nala confisquated the PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scouts havent seen rainfall rain jelly Kemor’s obviously Cornell isnt a middy hater but he makes good pie. Sometimes although mostly accidentally your skill in piemaking increases significantly….. sidewards each salt-kød tastes like something surströmming löksill but get a life or eat CAKE !!1!! AND brush DIE!!!!! In Azerbaijan. Because aliens defenestrated all aliens because ORB infested monkey laughing at anal-probe NERF !!! is inevitable WhereDoHamstersComeFrom? Weasellairs cookies ding! W00T!!! next lvl GOTOHELLANDDIE!!!!!!! No turqoise dye will disguise midgets EVER! Unless they are hibernating under mushrooms from Yggdra troolls’ ass content remains in cognito because raindrops are spamm0rz but they can anger wolves periodically with precipitation, oxymorons isnt it that they facilitate to accelerate from nought thought the golestandt doesn’t like you very a lot? Meanwhile… butchers Play twister and fall suspended undulating rhythmically in Silence. Dreary Admirers Of Carnivals spent licking Kemor ass covered perpendicular. Elsewhere circumventing Uranus Using Domestos to clean eviscerated monkeys chewing which bubblegum? Strawberry thoughtlessly copulated Unashamedly made sex? Available to trolls at midsummer festival cheaply delivered mmmmmmmmpie, pie-pie-wonderfull-pie bring....................<to be continued>
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Part II --> even more profane


spatulas prosecute nimble Scorcerers smoke em Kobolds blue ash's and sickness quickly degenerates into smelly piles of ectoplasm. barrysworld green-coloured fraggles looked weird, dozers are very dumb unless you put guiness down your pants, but somewhere someone eat your spam. This community withers like Albion and Midgard and Hib but uni teaches spam indeed recipes tastes like chicken. reprocessed plutonium gives power to PBAOErs whom soneone needs a Prozac every hour because otherwise he will not pay for Viagra designed specifically targetting lurikeens impotency caused by too much spam. Sandwiches are vile. Murderers in musicals always appear cloaked, Unless see-hidden nerf wombles gimping into Niar large Uber pointy hats poking dangerously at the sexy Noita < Louise or candy Jexa. Shopping holy cows! handgrenade explodes, went in the spasms eating PIE but the cooks lick lots of Sugar covered eels caught redhanded by Policemen in dragsters that handcuffed Jadow to Cuba and they ass-certained they unknowingly knocked over Camelot thus attempted to rescue eachother from crazy LURIKEENS bouncing balls ricocheting haphazardly (?) around the spaggon tent that exploded in little Luris places o'eight causing us to puke over the roundtable. Meanwhile Giona snarfed Psys beer keg enabling him to fart. Muesli gimps who wish they were just 1337 P30ns pwn0rize like hippo dancing wildly wearing nothing painted except Noitas chanel No5 hot'n'spicy she is. Turning my head staring at her box? Unfortunately linkdieing cursing causes impotency that limits Ivans procreation that saves Dannyns "opposite of puppy". Pathfinder dies oversmiting scratch. Times TirNa Eggnog discovered a pile of FAFNIRPIE!!! Not tis broken? NNah, Unless a moose, no its gef wonders when its going to end ? When ? Nevah !!! You must Banana-Hammock eat SPAM!!!! Yummy chewy Gobules would eat Denim socks with Tobasco while hotsauce someone you giggle google pick whilst we wank their blankets, all your hammers belong to welsh-sheep and Sheperds now. I think this thread should get closed burt it continues like a troll wearing pink trousers underneath dresses just covering decency covering modesty of puritans mince privates bump posts up is totally Faboroonie! Muppets sang sweetly for 1337 Gimpiltrators munching snow covered PIE!!! Pass it on for closer pie-inspection done post mortem ? Results are inconclusive despite extensive dismemberment. So enema because he talks-shit alot concerning ronald-macdonald who spanked his pig cloak monkey sick. But anyway take the course for...... <to be continued>
 
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Testin da Cable

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<sneaks in>

on a side note, you may be interested to know that BW has had two large story threads in the past. one can be found in condensed form here, and part II is still in the forum somewhere. try a search for "the longest story" or "tlsitwotw"

Bye :)



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old.Noita

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Renaissance

(Nice one Ivan :) :clap: It all makes so much more sense now!)
 
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old.Immortal

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29 pages.. do you REALLY think anyone is gonna read this? omg stop! NOW!
 
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