shaman lfg

Frostor

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been getting rdy for rvr now but doesnt seem much grps need a shaman at evenings so im wondering if theres any grps forming that need one

ml5 atm , soon rr4 and temp is perfect ;x
can play most of the weekday evenings

pm me on fh or on irc quakenet as FrosTy|
 

Pirkel

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Frostor said:
been getting rdy for rvr now but doesnt seem much grps need a shaman at evenings so im wondering if theres any grps forming that need one

ml5 atm , soon rr4 and temp is perfect ;x
can play most of the weekday evenings

pm me on fh or on irc quakenet as FrosTy|

Perfect shaman template? Did I miss the memo? Did hell freeze over?

Good luck finding a group mate!
 

Vladamir

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Pirkel said:
Perfect shaman template? Did I miss the memo? Did hell freeze over?

Good luck finding a group mate!

Looks like you missed the memo Pirkelm8, hell froze over and Graendel stopped abusing people on TS!

Edit: Care to share the template? :)
 

adoNix

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Pirkel said:
Did hell freeze over?

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number
of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

there you go ;p hell froze over ;D
 

Pirkel

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Vladamir said:
Looks like you missed the memo Pirkelm8, hell froze over and Graendel stopped abusing people on TS!

Yeah but that's just because he's now abusing people over vent...
 

griralith

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awesome explanation :worthy: .... and on topic, frostor we run fg almost every night, im sure ur more than welcome to join us
 

Frostor

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aye ive only bee using this name since ~1995 :fluffle:

more on topic , thanks griralith , i should be online most evenings of next week
 

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