Sh33p Clan

-adz- · Mar 4, 2002

SluTTySh33p is starting a clan.....

U must be:

Good at CS

A fine young lady

Willing to do ANYTHING

Prepared for regular "Group Meetings"

Willing to experiment with new ahem weapons.

Am lookin for about 4-5 members, can't handle any more.

If u r willing for a trial, pls mail yes_pls@bone.me.uk stating ur measurements and enclose a photo (or photos

) for me to put up on our website.

Yes this is a sexist post

-adz- · Mar 4, 2002

If u have used the e-mail address, man u r sad!

throdgrain · Mar 4, 2002

Oi! what u doing with me e-mail address ?

old.jobbie · Mar 4, 2002

Originally posted by Tremor
Oi Dolls you best join KEA i asked you last week, i'll pay ya 47p and 3 mars bars................PER WEEK, yes thats right you heard me correctly PER WEEK.

Feck ill join KEA for 3 mars bars a week, i love mars bars

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 4, 2002

Jobbie come to A&I too man... we'll own together

Adz you manslut... go find a hooker or sommat

-adz- · Mar 4, 2002

Hookers only accept cash dolly, not wool.

Mind u i can name something else they accept.........

Enuff!!

Mind u seems mars bars r the new form of currency....

*SluTTySh33p ponders*

Right so if u get 3 mars bars a week for a clan

U can sell them to unsuspecting children for say 30p each

Thats 90p a week

Hell thats enuff for dolly's shepard plus a bit left over!

Admittidly, her name is Helga and she can bench press 400lbs but standards are for wussies. Hehe i might even let her go on top

*Reality Strikes*

uke:

Come back standards i wub u!!!

old.jobbie · Mar 4, 2002

Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
lmao... you get my daddy? Jobs would never join such scum as j00 Ch3ts! Thing is, biologically, Skyler is his son, but theoretically we're all Jobbie's children... for HE IS THE DADDY!

Where is he by the way, haven't seen him at all lately...

*feels lost and alone*

Hmmm, still feel guilty about joining A&I and not KEA... me sorry Thoddy, Tremor and Gravity et al...

/me settles into A&I clan...

Bring it on CS-B!!!

(doh, I may not even be playing in the squad... but who cares... pfft... a bunch of n00bs could have that CS-B lot ).

hello Dolly pet lamb honey, so u joined A&I, nice one, great lads

Ch3tan how often do cs-b play, they usually only play for a laugh dont they?

i would be intrested in a fun clan, nothing serious etc, let me know,

i have been upgrading dolly, just bought new chip, mobo on thursday, had mouse probs on saturday, stupid ms intellit drivers,
i installed windows me, mouse wouldnt work with cs no matter what drivers i used, so i tried again, nope, got fed up, missed cs too much so installed good old trusty windows 98, working fine now,

also 99 fps all the time, even in smoke or when loads of action going on

really smooooth

-adz- · Mar 4, 2002

i have been upgrading dolly, just bought new chip, mobo on thursday

U just upgraded dolly?

Always knew he was a bot

pffft

throdgrain · Mar 4, 2002

Originally posted by jobbie

Feck ill join KEA for 3 mars bars a week, i love mars bars

LOL jobbie you can have a bag of mars bars a week m8

(we gets 'em for free ! )

Mind our mars bar donator is in china atm, and last i heard was being escorted from a chinese shopping mall for attempting to buy dodgy S/W 's. A dangerous business methinks. Thing is , I dont know what S/W ' s are...

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 4, 2002

Who you calling bot fewl

You have no standards... the women you bring home with you sometimes.

Heh Jobs, fun clan meh ass. I'm all the fun you could ever want babeh!

Upgrading hmmm... does that mean you'll be getting even more ub3r hs on meh now

-adz- · Mar 4, 2002

Nah now he gets uber HEHS on u now

He been gettin jump shot praccie

Abysmal · Mar 4, 2002

Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
Who you calling bot fewl You have no standards... the women you bring home with you sometimes.

Heh Jobs, fun clan meh ass. I'm all the fun you could ever want babeh!

Amen

Trem · Mar 4, 2002

So how many PMs you had Jobs, it goes without saying im sure Throd and the other guys would love you in our clan, unfortunately the mars bar offer was a one off offer never to be repeated, my new bribe is 7 bags of Swizzels Popcorn(large bag)plus a naked picture of my Jack Russell licking herself

PM Throd if you wanna play in KEA, i think the matches are coming thick and fast at the minute.

Ch3tan · Mar 4, 2002

once a week for bwcsl, and hopefully we can start up our regular practise games with A&I again.

[A&I]Lilly Monster · Mar 4, 2002

Gah !!!!!

Jobbeh don't join CS-B !! We have so much more fun than them, plus they never talk on irc & generally smell

!

How about u join teh winn0r of our epic BWCSL Week 3 confrontation

.

Ch3tan · Mar 4, 2002

Originally posted by [A&I]Lilly Monster
Gah !!!!!

Jobbeh don't join CS-B !! We have so much more fun than them, plus they never talk on irc & generally smell !

How about u join teh winn0r of our epic BWCSL Week 3 confrontation .

Wow your making this too easy, dont you want Jobbie?

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 4, 2002

Jobs know this... join CS-B and I will hunt you down... like I did today.... bwahahaha... did someone go to their usual campng spot only to find a big gun pointing at them from it

I reckon Jobs should join KEA

[A&I]Lilly Monster · Mar 4, 2002

Ooo yea

Jobbie u should ask Verpine/Morkith about A&I - we go way back

.

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 4, 2002

Jobbie you can run but you can't hide from meh!!!

Ignore meh in IRC why don't you...

/me weeps.

isuck · Mar 5, 2002

so SellOutSh33p went and got all clanned. And i thought he was too busy playing cs and stuff to get himself all tied up in a clan. Ahh well, good luck to ya, ya big hoe, just stay around the publics so i can whoop your ass.

isuckSh33p

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 5, 2002

Man I'm so fukked at the mo. If I went on I'd prolly get a neg. score. I feel ill just looking at the monitor... damn whisky.

SHIT, I have to do work now too

Ch3tan · Mar 5, 2002

CS-B v A&I practise war on de_prod tonight. Unfortunetly I haven't found any demos of it yet (missed it:/), but CS-B won by one round 7-6 with two minutes left on the clock. A very, very close game.

[A&I]Lilly Monster · Mar 5, 2002

Twas a GG, even tho 1 of ours dropped a couple of rounds, we still won those rounds

!! I was most impressed

.

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 5, 2002

Would have been far further if I'd been playing... drunken reflexes of a flying turd me tonight.

Moön · Mar 6, 2002

I think A&I's tfc players could pwn A&I's cs players in a cs match

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 6, 2002

OI! I doubt that would happen... I'd hold the line by meself if I'd have to

Moön · Mar 6, 2002

Ok then A&I.tfc would pwn A&I.cs in a real life fight

Jesta would pwn us all in a farting contest ( phear his arse at i10 )

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 6, 2002

Eeeek!

[A&I]Lilly Monster · Mar 7, 2002

D0LLy ur going to i10 ? :|

old.D0LLySh33p · Mar 7, 2002

Nope... Moon is just being delusional again.

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