Sex in the Dark

Sparx

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the
lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
 

fl3a

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and i thought it was gonna be a discussion
 

Sparx

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too many discussions...not enough jokes
 

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Sparx said:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the
lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."


rofllll . rep
 

Overdriven

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Wait.... I just realised something..












Sex? =( I don't understand. oO
 

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