Sex Game gone wrong!!!

[tierk]

The worst i have ever done was play at being a ticket inspector on the Victoria to Brighton line with a old gf of mine. She played a fare dodger and i was the ticket inspector. It was all going really well till we past Croydon and then a real ticket inspector walked into the First Class Compartment we were in.

Now this guy has taken sex games just a weee bit too far......

Kinky Sex, Shocking Death - January 25, 2008

I have got to say it only in America. Anyway feel free to post your dodgey xp's in sex games gone wrong!!!

 

[Ezteq]

i think i'd need electrocuting to boink him Oo

 

[Olgaline]

poor sod, and all he wanted was to please the misses.........
and for shame ez! so personality means jack thease days eh ? j/k

 

[Rubric]

One day i shall cark it smothered by a fantastic pair of breasts.

 

[tierk]

One day i shall cark it smothered by a fantastic pair of breasts

Wtf is a cark??

 

[Rubric]

Wtf is a cark??

Cark it as in die.

 

[tris-]

the shock of finally having sex will cause you have to a massive heart attack eh rubric

 

[Rubric]

the shock of finally having sex will cause you have to a massive heart attack eh rubric

If i'm still a virgin then the shock of finding out who the father of my two children is will probably do it tbh.

 

[tris-]

your girl must of wanked you off in your sleep and inseminated her self.

sorry mate, someone had to tell you

 

[Rubric]

your girl must of wanked you off in your sleep and inseminated her self.

sorry mate, someone had to tell you

ah i thought i had just had a wet dream.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If i'm still a virgin then the shock of finding out who the father of my two children is will probably do it tbh.

No matter what/who/when/where/how or even why says...it wasn't me.