True story:
My missus was in Asda yesterday when this woman came in and proceeded to harangue the customer service staff:
"I'm going to sue you! I'll get trading standards on to you, you bastards!" etc.
The customer support lady tried to calm her down and asks what the problem is.
The woman holds up a disposable BBQ - the tin foil ones with the picture of sausages and burgers gently grilling on the front - "There's no fucking sausages in here you robbin bastards!"
The Customer service people try to keep a straight face and explain that the box isn't supposed to come with food, it's just a BBQ. After a while the woman calms down and accepts the situation and with a resigned sigh, says
" I suppose I might as well get the other two boxes out of the freezer then"
At that point the staff finally cracked and pissed themselves laughing.
Is it just Stoke people who are super-thick?
My missus was in Asda yesterday when this woman came in and proceeded to harangue the customer service staff:
"I'm going to sue you! I'll get trading standards on to you, you bastards!" etc.
The customer support lady tried to calm her down and asks what the problem is.
The woman holds up a disposable BBQ - the tin foil ones with the picture of sausages and burgers gently grilling on the front - "There's no fucking sausages in here you robbin bastards!"
The Customer service people try to keep a straight face and explain that the box isn't supposed to come with food, it's just a BBQ. After a while the woman calms down and accepts the situation and with a resigned sigh, says
" I suppose I might as well get the other two boxes out of the freezer then"
At that point the staff finally cracked and pissed themselves laughing.
Is it just Stoke people who are super-thick?