Serious discussion in the shade of charlton

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mankatron2001

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no, but i'm an ugly bastard and don't like being hypocritical
 
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*charlton_thd*

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ah yes my birthday....

i've never felt better recently, and found out that my previous method of meeting beautiful college ladies (being shy and not talking) wasnt working.
I am now employing more effort and confidence in my chatting up technique ans it seems to be working, expect a full report soon!!!
 
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Testin da Cable

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lol well done! we want lezza pics too. MAKE IT SO!!!23
 
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xenon2000

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Re: ah yes my birthday....

Originally posted by CharltonTHD mk2
i've never felt better recently, and found out that my previous method of meeting beautiful college ladies (being shy and not talking) wasnt working.
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Heh if you're like that then looks help shitloads. Just the other day, I was playing table football with 3 other mates in the cafeteria. A bunch of schweet looking blondes started looking our way, smiling, whispering, etc - and three of us (inc. moi) are like, "Yeah!", and keep glancing back over. All of a sudden one of them comes up the table and asks the one who wasn't looking over if her friend could have his number, ignoring the rest of us. He's even shyer than me! he isn't actually very successful with women, but gets their attention all the time. I really really hate people like that... :/

And I would have scored up the pub today if it hadn't closed early :/
 
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Munkey-

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i have this annoying thing where my flirting function only operates when it feels like it, thus mostly I try to be small and quiet when a girl i like goes past.....
 
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doh_boy

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god must REALLY hate me

coz for some reason, apart from being a complete troll! :), I am all shy and quiet with girls I like but if I don't like them then I'm all talkative and "funny"(or even witty when the mood takes me).

I remeber when I worked in McDonalds :eek6: I was forced to ask a girl out wearing my dodgy uniform(with added stained apron). The response would have been funny if it wasn't me on the other end! ;)

anyway I have my pc and since RTCW has a add-on pack coming and a new patch things are looking up! :p
 
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throdgrain

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You sorry bunch of young fekkers ;)

PS my noo avatar pwnz j00 !!1
 
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doh_boy

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oooooh badger! :p

reminds me of a long forgotten program ..... "badger girl" I watched in primary school for some reason... must have been educational.... didn't look it mind! hehe anyway! :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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you shouldn't feel inhibited lad. asking a girl out is about the second most natural thing in the world. it's only people who make a big deal of it.

take Wij for example: he's a three foot tall froglike creature redolent of curry spices, yet he recently got engaged! [doomed Wij doomed ye are ;)]
or Summo: he gets to perform sexual acts in front of a live studio audience. with a girl too, though he admits he fantasizes of his car during the em deed.
or ME: forever looking for a 25 year old honey-blonde grrl who won't say that my car is faggy, likes cats and will go "ooh a unix sysadmin huh? I am too!" the second I tell her what I do.

err

ok

:(
 
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kanonfodda

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If we were normal healthy people, we wouldn't spend all day on these forums ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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depends on your perspective imo. what are your parameters?
 
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doh_boy

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erm... if you're talking to me then aye I know, but most of the time I figure it's not worth it. sometimes I think my lazyness will be the end of me! :p

What really messes mme up is the fact that I don't seem able to notice when a girl is "interested" :s

There are loads of funny stories of me talking to women for hours on end and then just walking away thinking "that was a nice chat"

my mates get really mad when I do it, it's rather funny really.

hehe

I do better when I don't worry about it, the amount of times I messed up with women(see above) is balanced out by the (ok VERY small number of times) times when I seem to get a girl out of nowhere. One of my more "unusual" chat-lines:

Girl: You're a great dancer!
My Mate: Cheers!!!
Me: What about me?
Girl: You're ok
<me scores>

I was rather drunk at the time and don't remember all of it but since my mate was speech-less for a week and wouldn't stop saying "How the hell did you do that" or "she was WAY too nice for you." I'm rather pleased with myself ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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yes I was -and- aye, I have that too [the not noticing thing] but I'm getting better, I am, I am! only been working on it for the past 12 years or so though.

<on hols>
mate: hey, aren't you the girl with the red bicycle?
girl: yeh, and you two are the boys with the boat in the harbor right?
me: yes, that's true. we just got in today.
girl: that's nice.
mate: [to me] why don't you bugger off down the promenade for about two hours?
me: [not understand but go anyway]

-time passes-

mate: didn't you notice? she was practically shagging me while you were talking to her!
me: what?
</on hols>
 
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doh_boy

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lol

similar but then again different:

Me: Here danny remember that girl last night who was touching your arse?

Mate: Erm....no....don't know what you mean...

Mates Girlfriend: whats all this?

Me: oh some fit girl touched danny's arse last night.

Mates Girlfriend: REallly?

<my mate kicks me under the desk>

Me: What did you kick me for?

hehe my mate didn't let me forget that for AGES
 
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Will

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*smiles knowingly*

Hey, I'll never understand them, but that's not the point. The best things always take you by surprise.
 
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