Sex serious debate

[Amphrax]

Ok i have a question...

Which would be more painful...

Giving birth

Or

Being kicked in the bollox 5 times really hard by pointy high heel shoes

Discuss

 

[Madmaxx]

I don't know from experience but woman are built to have children right, I don't think a kick to the nuts or, kidney stones is meant to happen

 

[DaGaffer]

No one ever goes back for another kick in the bollocks. The end.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah was about to say that if a woman gives birth, she might soon want another. No man asks for another kick.

On the "serious" side of things, the quantity and quality of the kicks doesn't matter.

 

[leggy]

No one ever goes back for another kick in the bollocks. The end.

Incorrect


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3dfafDU-I

 

[DaGaffer]

Incorrect


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3dfafDU-I

Fine. Nobody sane ever goes back for another kick in the bollocks. The End.

 

[Billargh]

Would you take a kick in the bollocks though if you got a sprog out of it?

 

[Scouse]

The guys in the video are tapping each other in the balls gently. They're not hoofing each other in the nuts, they're gently massaging each other's testicles in an expression of their obviously suppressed true sexuality.

Would you take a kick in the bollocks though if you got a sprog out of it?

Fuck no. I wouldn't have sex if I got sprogs out of it.

 

[Billargh]

Next time I'll be sure to address it only to people who are interested in children then.

 

[Gwadien]

Why the fuck is this even a discussion?

 

[Scouse]

Next time I'll be sure to address it only to people who are interested in children then.

If it was the only way to have kids then people would, of course.

But then - if getting killed and eaten by a human female the second after dumping your still-pumping nuts inside her, ripping your balls off in the process so they can continue to ram home wads of semen after your death, was the only way to have kids then the majority of humans would still do this.



@Gwadien is right tho. I'm slightly ashamed for partaking. I feel a bit like I'm back in the playground

 

[leggy]

@Gwadien is right tho. I'm slightly ashamed for partaking. I feel a bit like I'm back in the playground

Bollocks ... You frequently partake in the universally ridiculous argument of pads vs mouses.

Just saying

 

[Bodhi]

I see your kick in the bollocks, and raise you having a camera shoved up your japseye to take a look inside your bladder. I had this yearly for about 8 years, still wince at the thought.

Actually the camera wasn't too bad, it was the tripod that chafed....

 

[Raven]

Was it a Sony camera and was there a legitimate medical need to do it?

 

[Scouse]

You frequently partake in the universally ridiculous argument of pads vs mouses

That's a real-world issue with a genuine, proveable and measurable winner and loser.

 

[Bodhi]

Was it a Sony camera and was there a legitimate medical need to do it?

No, it was designed by the Spanish Inquisition judging by the size of it.

Oh and yes, I had bladder cancer.

 

[Olgaline]

Different pains, cant be compared

 

[leggy]

having a camera shoved up your japseye

I've never had anything UP my japseye. I still, to this day, have no idea how it's possible. I'm scared to look on youtube.... just in case I get caught looking at willies.

 

[TdC]

I've never had anything UP my japseye. I still, to this day, have no idea how it's possible. I'm scared to look on youtube.... just in case I get caught looking at willies.

the instant you succumb to curiosity you'll realize that several of your best mates AND your mother in law will have been in the room with you the whole time.