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Dear valued customer,
we are sorry to hear of your unfortunate incident, but nevertheless remind you of the binding contract which you signed upon purchase, page 4, paragraph 8, line 9, point 4.1.2 which states:
"Jup's Bookstore will not be held responsible for any papercuts, howsoever caused, in relation to this product. The customer hereby agrees to exercise due care and diligence when using said product, and will absolve Jup's Bookstore and their staff of any responsibility pertaining the customer's demise."
Clearly it is regrettable that you have died in such circumstances, and by way of a gesture of goodwill please accept this FREE replacement dictionary and discount voucher.
Your sincerely,
Mr. I. Dontgiveashit.
Customer care supervisor
Jup's Bookstore.
P.S. The voucher must be renewed before the end of 2002.
we are sorry to hear of your unfortunate incident, but nevertheless remind you of the binding contract which you signed upon purchase, page 4, paragraph 8, line 9, point 4.1.2 which states:
"Jup's Bookstore will not be held responsible for any papercuts, howsoever caused, in relation to this product. The customer hereby agrees to exercise due care and diligence when using said product, and will absolve Jup's Bookstore and their staff of any responsibility pertaining the customer's demise."
Clearly it is regrettable that you have died in such circumstances, and by way of a gesture of goodwill please accept this FREE replacement dictionary and discount voucher.
Your sincerely,
Mr. I. Dontgiveashit.
Customer care supervisor
Jup's Bookstore.
P.S. The voucher must be renewed before the end of 2002.