Selling Laird/English Phrasebooks!

[Jupitus]

Hurry Hurry!!

Jup's Bookstore now has a fresh shipment of Laird/English-English/Laird phrasebooks available at a very reasonable introductory discount of just 14g99s!!

Why spend hours scratching your head and wondering what the heck he is talking about when a quick lookup is all you need!

Hurry while Stocks Last!

Coming soon: Online edition, due for release June 2003!!

<winks at Laird>

Welcome to BW flame hell, my friend

<Salutes Laird>

Jup.

 

[Generic Poster]

I denounce the Laird on these boards as a fake!!


Has no one noticed the lack of 'Kin' and 'MON THEN'... ?


Own up, who ever you are!

 

[Laird MacGregor]

HAhahaha!!! Basta's


MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reason why I didn't start a MON THEN thread is cause the last one made the GOA boards burn down didn't it <grins>

 

[old.GeForce]

silly people

 

[Laird MacGregor]

<grabs GeForce shoves Whisky doon his neck>

DRINK!!!!!

 

[Jupitus]

<passes Laird the bottle>

 

[old.GeForce]

<looks up handy Laird phrasebook>

ahhh! oki then!

 

[Jupitus]

<thinks Laird has had the bottle a wee bit too long>

<nudges Laird, and glares a little>

 

[Laird MacGregor]

<Grins>

<Passess Jup THE Bottle back>

 

[old.Isos]

urrrrghh!!

I want one of them!

somehow this Highlander malt/whisky beer thats is standing on my tv always remind me about laird


think im gonna drink that on on new years eve hehe

but here is something to flame
whisky sucks!!

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by old.Isos
urrrrghh!!

but here is something to flame
whisky sucks!!

Would that be just scotch whisky, or irish whiskey to?

 

[Shike]

<wraps his cloak that kept him hidden outside an albish taverna tighter and sneaks away>

-Commander, I fear the foolish albs have come up with a new tactic.
-oh is that so my young boy, please, be so kind and tell me about this new tactic.
-Some crazy man that goes by the name of Laird is spreading the idea of drinking!
-Drinking!?!
-Yes drinking sire, I fear the outcome of this <looks worried>
-But, why on earth does the drinkinghabits of foolish albs seem like a threat if I may ask?
-Well sire, the foolish ones are reknown for their lack of courage sire.
-And?
-I fear they.. they might stand and actually fight now, since they all seem to get drunk!
-Oh lord, my boy, you are right, if what you say is true then we actually might meet some fools with some courage!
-That was what I feared sire, imagine all those foes out there, if they stayed and fought, we would suffer severe losses.
-You are right, will you do me the favour of sending after the lords in our frontier, we must have an urgent meeting. Tell them I have sent for them.
-Will do sire, may I require a horse for my journeys?
-No lad, I am afraid we lack horses as it is now, ask a bard to accompany you.
-But sire, we have no bards either. They have all returned their instruments and went to the magic school.
-What!?
-They all claim they want to be <gasps> enchanters, we have no bards left, I swear sire, it is the truth.
-Then use yer bloody foots then boy, and you better hurry!
-But... <salutes> Yes Commander, I will run as fast as I can.
-Good. May the trees be with you.
-Thank you sire, gooday then.

After this small talk the commander scratched his head and muttered:
-Bards wanting to be magicians eh, foolish Albs with courage.. what in the world is going on...

 

[Garnet]

<sneaks up to Laird and whispers Wait till the next poker game>

<Quickly dashes off giggling>

 

[Laird MacGregor]

<Laird girds his loins with Whisky>

MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

I think I've just about got the hang of Laird-speak now.. after 8 months of his babblings in /as I think I usually get the general meaning of his messages, even if not the exact translation... could have done with this back in May, Jup

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Sarum TheBlack
I think I've just about got the hang of Laird-speak now.. after 8 months of his babblings in /as I think I usually get the general meaning of his messages, even if not the exact translation... could have done with this back in May, Jup

Just think of it as a game enhancing element - solving the mystery that is Laird... I heard a rumour that if anyone ever does they will be awarded 100,000,000 realm points, be appointed Lord Chancellor of Prydwen, and be autobumped to level 100 with 2 full respecs thrown in...

... still working on it.....

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Now that's the kind of challenge I like...

<runs off to the "Mystical Creatures and Unexplained Phenomena" section of the Academy library>

 

[Bodzilla]

I think Laird is a middie, why else would we receive messages from him we don't understand?

Either that or he works for GOA(ew, french)

 

[Sharma]

Jup HELP!

i need one!!!

i understood 10% of what he said in Sauv!

 

[Laird MacGregor]

May tha Hogmanay draw ya in'tea a wee cleekit coven a kin tha brides tha tide a peace wi song!!!!

A tell ya kin, if it's a braw bricht moon licht tha nicht ya be aw richt ya ken?!

Slange!!!!

Lang may yur lum reek!!!!!

Tae aw wur ken Camelot fur arse 'n elbow!!! Pure Gallas!!!

I ken you ya bams, I ken the bloody lot of ya. I even ken the Shites in Midgard n Hibernia!!! Nae'er a finer buncha bams!!!


MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Hogmanany!!! Peace n Health on you and yur kin.

 

[liste]

May tha Hogmanay draw ya in'tea a wee cleekit coven a kin tha brides tha tide a peace wi song!!!!

A tell ya kin, if it's a braw bricht moon licht tha nicht ya be aw richt ya ken?!

Slange!!!!

Lang may yur lum reek!!!!!

Tae aw wur ken Camelot fur arse 'n elbow!!! Pure Gallas!!!

I ken you ya bams, I ken the bloody lot of ya. I even ken the Shites in Midgard n Hibernia!!! Nae'er a finer buncha bams!!!


MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Hogmanany!!! Peace n Health on you and yur kin.

<brain starts sizzling>

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Nerf Laird, and whatever he's been drinking!!!

 

[Jupitus]

I think he is saying 'Happy New Year to all'.... a sentiment i echo resoundingly

 

[old.Morchaoron]

still I wonder what it means...

"are you coming on tues?"
"nope can't"
"mon then"

is it used like this?

 

[mactavish]

Guys I think I am in trouble and need help as I understand every word Laird says. Cheers Kin

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Hrm... Lairdish is infectious!! Run for you lives, and our sanity people!!

 

[Breni]

Originally posted by Jupitus


Just think of it as a game enhancing element - solving the mystery that is Laird... I heard a rumour that if anyone ever does they will be awarded 100,000,000 realm points, be appointed Lord Chancellor of Prydwen, and be autobumped to level 100 with 2 full respecs thrown in...

... still working on it.....

I gave up trying to understand Laird in beta. It was far simpler to just get as drunk as he always is and try reading whatever he said in guild chat.

I'm surprised you haven't figured this out yet, Jup.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by Breni
I'm surprised you haven't figured this out yet, Jup.

... who says I haven't?

<nurses his hangover>

 

[old.Dayne]

hehe my trick is to not worry about what he is saying just slap /stick and follow him into the war zone.

Of course this has a tendancy to fail every 30min as he goes ld

 

[Aravis]

Jup, I wish to complain about my phrasebook.

It conned purple to me and, probably due to shoddy workmanship, gave me a nasty papercut that caused me to;

a) Bleed copiously over it.
b) Die.

Unfortunately it is now unreadable (due to the blood, not the content I must add).

I think you should have done more testing on this product before releasing it to the general public and enclose a receipt detailing the gold I have had to spend on Con Recovery and cleaning my armour...