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[Manisch Depressiv]

Yesterday and today my ass has been hurting.

Today I did an investigation. I turned out I had to pull out parts of an chicken egg shell out of my ass...

I tell you, it was more exciting than the RvR on Dyvet in the last days.

What do you think, should I mix my scrambled eggs with egg shells from now on?

 

[Devilseye]

lollers

 

[hakoir]

 

[censi]

what a plank....

 

[CorNokZ]

lol Mani

 

[elbeek]

I once farted and found a complete button mushroom in my boxers!

 

[CorNokZ]

Then it wasn't a fart, now was it Beeksy?

 

[elbeek]

Then it wasn't a fart, now was it Beeksy?

Ok, it was a fart with a lump

 

[Vodkafairy]

What do you think, should I mix my scrambled eggs with egg shells from now on?

depends entirely on if your boyfriend is up for something new and exciting



heheheeeee wasnt that almost as funny as the rest of this thread?

 

[elbeek]

depends entirely on if your boyfriend is up for something new and exciting

I should think picking eggshells out of turds is a fairly dull affair, especially if any decent footy is on the box.

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

depends entirely on if your boyfriend is up for something new and exciting



heheheeeee wasnt that almost as funny as the rest of this thread?

If I'd have a boyfriend I'd let him play with my ass daily.

Am I the only one here who likes greek massage?

 

[atos]

Yes!

And how is the relevant to RvR section?

 

[CorNokZ]

Cause shitting egg shells are more fun than the rvr atm on Dyvet.. Which makes is pretty crap

Or Mani is just very easily pleased

 

[saitoh]

lol rly

 

[preacherboy]

This a piss take thread?

And Atos fuck the Swedish Fag there is enough Swedish Fags already here


Ps...Mani that not egg shell you pull from your ass it's your brain

 

[Vodkafairy]

I should think picking eggshells out of turds is a fairly dull affair, especially if any decent footy is on the box.

I was thinking of something completely different, but the second part of your sentence would be valid for that too.

 

[Sollers]

I should think picking eggshells out of turds is a fairly dull affair, especially if any decent footy is on the box.

We forgot what decent footy is in .nl :<

 

[swords]

lol rly

^^ Greek masseur at your service Mani :kissit: