self owned

[tris-]

i bought a bday present for someone, being under the impression for a while they like this particular thing.
well i showed it someone to see what they think and im told the person doesnt like this thing, and were joking around.

me = self owned, and out of pocket

anyone else been self owned latley?

 

[Overdriven]

I said something to a girl I like, now said girl keeps repeating it to me out loud.

Note to people: Never tell female FRIENDs what EX gfs have put you through for revenge It never works out.

 

[tris-]

I said something to a girl I like, now said girl keeps repeating it to me out loud.

what a cnt :/

 

[Overdriven]

Nah, it's nothing bad. It's really funny, kinda gross (No, not FH worth ) but she keeps saying it at the worst times. Tis cute, but annoying. rofl.

 

[tris-]

then its not self owned then is it. unless youve owned your self its not a self ownage situation FFS

 

[Overdriven]

Tis a self own imo.. I did something which caused myself to get owned.. o_o Your theory is all wrong!

 

[Azurus]

i bought a bday present for someone, being under the impression for a while they like this particular thing.
well i showed it someone to see what they think and im told the person doesnt like this thing, and were joking around.

me = self owned, and out of pocket

anyone else been self owned latley?

You're not the first to buy someone a 20bag for their bday and have it go horribly wrong, it's more common than you like to think....

 

[tris-]

i wish it was a 20 bag, then at least i could of smoked it my self

im left now with a foil embossed reproduction print of a paitning from c1700. gonna have to find somewhere i can hang it here

 

[Huntingtons]

hang it on the toiletpaper roll hanger and slowly rip it apart for dry anal pleasure

 

[Lamp]

Wonder if you can inversely double self-own ?

 

[Chronictank]

Wonder if you can inversely double self-own ?

it is possible but involves chopsticks, a rubber band, lube and a sheep
F*** knows how OD managed it but by god its an achievement

 

[Overdriven]

F*** knows how OD managed it but by god its an achievement

!!

Less abuse

 

[Olgaline]

Would tripping over a "none existant" trashcan holding a water bottle just having taken a sip and ending smack face down in a 50'ish year old 200lbs costurmers rack and leaving a "drool stain" from the water count as self ownage ?

if it does then i have!

 

[liloe]

Sitting in a bar with the gf and a friend of hers, just talking about this and that. Gf talks about her mother taking some courses with other people who're unemployed humanists and says, that a lot of them studied history or book-science. So I go like "Well tbh, that's like studying unemployment in the first place"....

I guess you can imagine the rest of the story....

Yer you're right, that friend of hers studies history and book-science

 

[Golly]

Sitting in a bar with the gf and a friend of hers, just talking about this and that. Gf talks about her mother taking some courses with other people who're unemployed humanists and says, that a lot of them studied history or book-science. So I go like "Well tbh, that's like studying unemployment in the first place"....

I guess you can imagine the rest of the story....

Yer you're right, that friend of hers studies history and book-science

had that happen a couple of times at uni with people studying socialology