self harm

[Lester]

If you could "chow on your own salami" so to speak (and speak up if you can):

1. Would you?
2. Once or habitually?
3. Would you errm "peak"?

I don't know why I'm interested, but someone posted me a pic of it today (I think he was calling me a cocksucker by the power of jpeg) so it's prompted the query.

 

[tris-]

1, often, i would peak but to the side.

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

no i wouldnt :I

 

[Lester]

to the side, lol

 

[tris-]

out of harms way.

 

[old.user4556]

I'd never leave the house if I could.


























- but seriously, er... I don't know, but I'd probably want to try it. Much better having the wife/girlfriend do it.

 

[Furr]

ewww nah dont think i could do it myself... best left to a girl.

Think the best was after a session with a girl at uni she said

"i wonder if c*ms good for you"

I said

"course, its full of proteins and salts, great for you skin"

 

[Tom]

If you were a woman, would you play with your boobies all the time?

 

[GDW]

If you were a man would you play with your boobies all the time?

 

[Conchabar]

omg what is wrong with you

 

[~Yuckfou~]

If you could "chow on your own salami" so to speak (and speak up if you can):

1. Would you?
2. Once or habitually?
3. Would you errm "peak"?

I don't know why I'm interested, but someone posted me a pic of it today (I think he was calling me a cocksucker by the power of jpeg) so it's prompted the query.

If ?

 

[Turamber]

Sorry to be pedantic but you are talking about "self abuse", "self harm" refers to actively maiming yourself which is quite different.

Lester's questions however remind me of a line from an old Woody Allen movie. When his airplane is in danger of crashing an air hostess tells him to assume the foetal position.

"Put your head between your legs please sir"

"Lady if I could do that I would never leave home"

 

[Bodhi]

If you were a woman, would you play with your boobies all the time?

Yes.

 

[Trem]

I dont have to, Lester does it for me.

 

[throdgrain]

Lester is a fucking wierdo!!

 

[dysfunction]

I heard this one guy broke his neck trying to reach his nether regions...

 

[Mazling]

Lester plays with Trem's boobies?

 

[dysfunction]

Lester plays with Trem's boobies?

I think its the other way around...

 

[Formash]

If you could "chow on your own salami" so to speak (and speak up if you can):

1. Would you?
2. Once or habitually?
3. Would you errm "peak"?

I don't know why I'm interested, but someone posted me a pic of it today (I think he was calling me a cocksucker by the power of jpeg) so it's prompted the query.

I'll let you know...
<runs off to supermarket to buy some salami...>

 

[old.user4556]

I can't believe someone put pen to paper over this.

/buys

 

[Whipped]

I heard this one guy broke his neck trying to reach his nether regions...

No doubt an urban myth and, I'm pretty sure, a section of Clerks.

"How to make a “Blow Pipe” to help you suck yourself while you’re getting in condition"

That lines just got me some strange looks in the office

 

[Trem]

I can almost stretch my foreskin to my mouth and if I stick my tongue out it touches it....erm....I mean a mate did once. Yes.....a mate.

 

[dysfunction]

I can't believe someone put pen to paper over this.

/buys

Restricted by works firewall due to pornographic content...

Um...thanks for getting me fired...again!!

 

[Mazling]

I can almost stretch my foreskin to my mouth and if I stick my tongue out it touches it....erm....I mean a mate did once. Yes.....a mate.

Lester again, I reckon.

 

[Trem]

It honestly wasnt Lester, for a quite obvious reason.

 

[Mazling]

Good god, I don't even want to know.

 

[supersaint]

If you could "chow on your own salami" so to speak (and speak up if you can):

1. Would you?
2. Once or habitually?
3. Would you errm "peak"?

I don't know why I'm interested, but someone posted me a pic of it today (I think he was calling me a cocksucker by the power of jpeg) so it's prompted the query.

A lad i knew when i was about 15 could do that,he actually showed us him doing it :eek2:









........he ended up a heroin addict .

 

[babs]

Sounds like Trem, but his was a bit different.

Apparently he used to do this but on other people, now he can't get enough of the Crack.

 

[tris-]

I can almost stretch my foreskin to my mouth and if I stick my tongue out it touches it....erm....I mean a mate did once. Yes.....a mate.

lol, i could do that when i was younger and had less lager around my stomach.

i couldnt almost do it though, i could get my foreskin in my mouth.

shit, why am i talking about this.

*runs off*

 

[Lester]

A lad i knew when i was about 15 could do that,he actually showed us him doing it :eek2:









........he ended up a heroin addict .

His spooge was made of heroin?