Security `guards` are fun..

[Overdriven]

So, I was out today in a quest to buy some new shoes and a new pair of headphones (Both came to £51.99 or so) which I've managed to do... Okay, not the point of the story.

Was walking through Wilkinsons, some POS store where they sell cheap crap. Went to the drink section with 2 friends (To buy the allmighty Relentless) and we notice there's some asain guy with a walkie-talkie standing near us...

Fine, he's looking at the people in the store... So we move to the sweet section.. POOF! There he is again! So, we move around a bit more and notice he's following us. Thinking we're going to steal something. (He's talking into his walkie, most probably telling the security cam dudes to follow us) - So I do the smart thing

Look at him and say (quite loudly) "Yes, we're going to STEAL some 1p sweets and some relentless" - Walk to the tills, pay, wave to him, then walk out. He looks down, the walks away on his mic again.

WHAT THE FUCK is it with guards doing that these days? I mean, just because 2 of my friends look like they're going to steal something they decide to follow us around the store for 10 minutes.

I felt harassed!

 

[Ctuchik]

I mean, just because 2 of my friends look like they're going to steal something

hint hint

 

[old.Tohtori]

I mean, just because 2 of my friends look like they're going to steal something they decide to follow us around the store for 10 minutes.

I felt harassed!

Just because a girl looks like she wants to f*ck someone, you decide to follow her around the bar for 10 minutes

 

[Overdriven]

hint hint

Well, they looked messy today They're like the least likely to steal anything!

Just because a girl looks like she wants to f*ck someone, you decide to follow her around the bar for 10 minutes

Only happened *thinks* 12,150 times

 

[Ezteq]

lol tis cos you look shift and feckless!! or is it the other way round?

 

[Thadius]

Well, they looked messy today They're like the least likely to steal anything!



Only happened *thinks* 12,150 times

Its annoying, I go in dress like a student and get followed. Meanwhile, the crackhead with his crackwhore walk in, scruffy as fuck and they walk out with loads of stuff, all because the security guard is too bust trying to guess what underwear I have on :/

 

[georgie]

What underwear *do* you have on?

 

[Congax]

What underwear *do* you have on?

Heh?

none.

 

[Haggus]

u wernt in kingston ?

 

[Overdriven]

u wernt in kingston ?

Nah, one in Sutton. As I live there. Not been doing to Kingston as I've never (6 years here) had the time. I'm usually idling here or in Croydon tbh.

Might be moving to Kingston in a few weeks, know if any trains run to Carshalton (not beeches) - The one near Carshalton College.