Scouts joke

[Solo]

Sikipedia yielded no results, I'm looking for a filthy joke about boy scouts.

Google just gives 'clean jokes for scout camps'.

Rep for the most brutal. Pref something along the lines of the leaders grooming as this is aimed at a mate who is a leader.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not much into finding jokes, but here's one i thought up while reading that:

Why wasn't Michael Jackson hired as a boyscout leader?

He was overqualified.

 

[tris-]

Spoiler

What's the worst thing about sex with 8 year olds?

Getting blood on your scout master uniform


What do you get if you throw a scout down a flight of stairs?

An erection.

What breaks when you give it to a scout?

Their pelvis.

I've had trouble having sex these days because I'm so out of shape. Once the scout fights me off and starts running I hardly ever catch them.

 

[kivik]

haha

 

[CorNokZ]

You better watch out Trisham

I got an infraction for a picture that wasn't even close to being so offensive as those jokes!

They're good tho

 

[tris-]

They're good tho

you know it babe

 

[Lamp]

A man walks into a pet store and says to the manager "I'd like to buy one of your wasps, please". The shop-owner replies "Sorry, Sir, but we don't sell wasps". The customer replies "well there's one in your window"

 

[preacherboy]

Duck walks into the chemist,says can i have some lypsyl plz,they lady behind the counter says that be 99p plz,the duck says stick it on my bill

 

[Vladamir]

Duck walks into the chemist,says can i have some lypsyl plz,they lady behind the counter says that be 99p plz,the duck says stick it on my bill

Sikipedia yielded no results, I'm looking for a filthy joke about boy scouts.

On form as always pip

 

[Solo]

A man walks...

Duck walks into...

 

[Lamp]

 

[old.Tohtori]

One of my finest works that one, Lamp

 

[Overdriven]

Crouch was allways a camera whore.

 

[Lamp]

OK own up. Who's a scout here ?
(And I'm not talking about your level 50 Scout in Darkness Falls)

 

[gohan]

mines in labby :<

 

[Azurus]

A group of kids are at their weekly Scout's meeting when suddenly one of them bursts into tears.

The leader decides to take him aside into ther private room to see what's wrong.

'What's wrong little Timmy?'

'I just found out this morning that both my grandparents died in a car accident'

*unzipping his pants*

'This really isn't your day is it?'

 

[Gamah]

old.

 

[tris-]

*unzipping his pants*

'This really isn't your day is it?'

rofl

 

[Ezteq]

rofl tris and Azur win!!!

we just receiently (btw i cant spell receintly) had a total scout zerk down here because i live near to brownsea island and thats where they held the centenary gig there were old scouts, big butch female scouts with tattoos, little weedy scouts it was mad and most of them trod on me, i thought they were supposed to be kind to old ladies ffs.

 

[Lamp]

LMAO Az

 

[Agrigo]

OK own up. Who's a scout here ?
(And I'm not talking about your level 50 Scout in Darkness Falls)

<--- I was for about 8 years! one of the best decisions in my life!








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[Congax]

But noone here knows me, so noone cares !

Ah, so you all know us?