school is screwing me over, I have a small cock..

[CorNokZ]

.. I don't really fancy my new gf, I have 11 toes, my tv just blew up and I think I might go for a third operation on my stomach soon!

But what the fuck does that matter when my team wins 1-4 on away ground vs. number two in the league and we are now 9pts ahead?! FUCKING best away ever! I have absolutely no voice left and I am fucking drunk! Best day ever! FC Copenhagen till I die! We can almost smell the gold!

(Flame away bitches for not warning you this was a football thread! you fucking cnuts!)

We always talk about english football.. Danish football rox too! Let's talk a bit about that or do you only wanna talk about what's happening on your little island, huh fuckers?!

Night I am off to bed after a FUCKING good day!

School in 7 hours ftw.. Wonder if I manage to get sober in time

 

[Ati]

Hey bambi

 

[CorNokZ]

Hey Newbie!

Give constructive feedback please!

 

[Overdriven]

*care* :d

 

[Lethul]

nobody care about the peewee-leagues

 

[CorNokZ]

nobody care about the peewee-leagues

Says the Swede

On the other hand I don't recall making this thread

 

[Gamah]

MEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Its the Careoplane!

 

[Fafnir]

11 guys on each team chasing a ball, hugging jumping ontop of eachotther when one scores. Dont see the use of that so called sport..

 

[CorNokZ]

11 guys on each team chasing a ball, hugging jumping ontop of eachotther when one scores. Dont see the use of that so called sport..

You probably find pro-chess much more exciting?

 

[Serbitar]

11 guys on each team chasing a ball, hugging jumping ontop of eachotther when one scores. Dont see the use of that so called sport..

curling fan imo xD

 

[old.Tohtori]

Weell...hmm...11 soccer toes? Doesn't the extra come in the way? Or is your soccer penis like a soooocccherrrr!! toe?

 

[CorNokZ]

Weell...hmm...11 soccer toes? Doesn't the extra come in the way? Or is your soccer penis like a soooocccherrrr!! toe?

ahem.. I don't have 11 toes

 

[Haggus]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lethul again.

and lol !

 

[Lethul]

Says the Swede

On the other hand I don't recall making this thread

What does my nationality have to do with it?
Swedish league is also a pathetic league.

 

[Lethul]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lethul again.

and lol !

i hope i get it later then!

 

[soze]

We don't mention your league for the same reason we dont mention the Scottish league because it is shite and non important.

 

[Fafnir]

You probably find pro-chess much more exciting?

No but hockey is much more fun watch...

 

[Bahumat]

who's the ugliest player in the danish league?
who's the hottes WAG?
have you ever shit in a bucket, then tipped it on your evil twin?

 

[Haggus]

i hope i get it later then!

I'll make sure I send you some love

 

[Laddey]

Says the Swede

On the other hand I don't recall making this thread

Rofl - all you do is get pissed. Shady supping bastid! Why arn't you on msn.

 

[echome]

But what the fuck does that matter when my team wins 1-4 on away ground vs. number two in the league and we are now 9pts ahead?! FUCKING best away ever! I have absolutely no voice left and I am fucking drunk! Best day ever! FC Copenhagen till I die! We can almost smell the gold!

Fucking awesome game tbh!!

 

[CorNokZ]

What does my nationality have to do with it?
Swedish league is also a pathetic league.

Fine if you wanna call your league pathetic.. I couldn't care less! The Danish league has some really crappy teams ofc, but we also have some really great class imo!

Take Copenhagen for an exampleD): First time we're in champions league we get 7pts, win vs. Celtic and Man U at home and a draw vs Benfica at home aswell..

So don't call us pathetic as I doubt you've seen alot of danish football.. Don't speak of what you do not know of

 

[Tasslehoff]

We don't mention your league for the same reason we dont mention the Scottish league because it is shite and non important.

Same reason we, in Denmark, don't talk about your birds.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey hey hey! Enough with the soccer talk, concentrate on what's impoten...impoRTAnt...CorNokZ has a small cock!

 

[CorNokZ]

Hey hey hey! Enough with the soccer talk, concentrate on what's impoten...impoRTAnt...CorNokZ has a small cock!

More important.. I have 11 toes?

 

[Tasslehoff]

More important.. I have 11 toes?

Nah, you just mistook your cock for a toe!

 

[CorNokZ]

Nah, you just mistook your cock for a toe!

I was fucking drunk so perhabs?!

*counts toes again*

 

[Overdriven]

I was fucking drunk so perhabs?!

*counts toes again*

Toes fucking scare me, I thought I had 9.. I forgot you're meant to count the 5th one twice So I had to double check.

 

[CorNokZ]

Toes and feet are by far the most ugly parts of the body in general :x

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Toes and feet are by far the most ugly parts of the body in general :x

I'd find it easier to masturbate to a few toes or a pair of feet, rather than a big whopping cock tbh. :|