Save the rave t-shirts and the like (latest NME trends)

Sharma

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Exhibit A:

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Ok, so lately I believe the NME magazine has kicked this latest trend off and to say the least I fucking HATE it.

People don't realise that walking around with these sort of t-shirts it's an instant indication to everyone else besides the idiotic little groups these people hang around in that the first words that come out of you mouth with near enough be something about Big Brother or whatever else the latest celebrity gossip is.

Every single person I have met with these t-shirts has less than 2 braincells, honest to god.

Was at a house party last night, I was having a good night until this stupid fat bird walks in, with the typical dazed blonde expression. And begins chatting up a mate of mine who'd screw anything with two legs, tits and a vagina, and even HE said she was a complete moron, which to my ears is saying something.

It seems that fashion and idiot go hand in hand these days, ok fair enough it's nice to keep up with some trends since some of the clothes are nice but this latest trend with trying to wear the loudest t-shirts and brightest colours imaginable is really really starting to piss me off, moreso than chavs and emos.

In reference to the BB thread, it's the kind of people who wear these that have made reality TV so successful, the braindead, sheep types.

Exhibit B:

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Beth Ditto.

Eats all the pies.

Now I can't quite get my head round this, it's fair enough raising anorexic awareness and stuff but the other end of the scale and being like her is sadly not something to idolise someone about, her cholesterol levels must be through the roof.

I mean lately the gossip papers have been all over them (Can tell by just scanning the pages, not like shes hard to miss whn she takes up half an A3 spread).

She's being praised as the coolest person on the planet, a message that anorexia isn't the key to beautiful etc.

Well i'm sorry but I don't see how being a munter like her is attractive either, i'd rather avoid to the chance to hop in the sack with her and have my knob snapped in half.

Exhibit C:

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Ah, Drainpipes, the jeans that make you look like you have no crotch at all.

Wonderful, I mean no wait, excellent, means even if you aims off a good leg raise inbetween those and youve got a corker of a shot since it's all packed into one nice tight bundle.

Retro revival most like to call it, I like to call it "Look at me, i'm a man but I love trying to show my beautiful skinny legs because I have a feminine side to me too! Yes! I can prance about like a fairy whole causing my testicles to go further back up my abdomen! It's almost like being reborn! literally!"

Now I really don't get what possesses people to buy and wear these things besides the herd of sheep feeling, most probably don't like wearing but they do anyway because of:

a: They feel left out because all their cool mates are doing it
b: They want to get laid with the first chick that goes "you must be so sensitive, come lets go fuck".

Ok fair enough but knowing her she's probably got the clap or something.




Ah.... I feel better.
 

Sharma

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Random rant.

No real reason..
 

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I'd like to see a t-shirt with Dave the rave on it, and the guy wearing it is called Dave..that would be cool.

Would you rather everyone wore grey Sharma? :D

This reminds me of a Futurama episode:

Neutral Official: "Your neutralness, it's a beige alert."
Neutral Leader:
"If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello."
 

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I'd just rather people didn't try to go out of their way to look like someone from Rainbow.
 

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well @ the pants - people who wear them mostly have em down below the hips so the crotch doesnt really get tightened but half of them that wears them are stupid tards :D
 

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them fcking save the rave tee's annoy me, got a friend thts a girl tht wears one, she looks like a complete mong in it.
 

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You told me theres nothing you like more than little boys in skinny jeans! :D

Nope, you are confusing me with Docwolfe again! Nothing he likes more than a well hung teenage boy in tight jeans!
 

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Well, except 2 well hung teenage boys in tight jeans I guess. A gay spit roast is his fantasy.

I don't like this Docwolfe character, he told me his ultimate fantasty was having an all-nighter with some bint called Dawn.

Seems like he wants to have his cake and eat it.

Or in this case wants to have some cock and take it :D
 

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people who wear those jeans and those T-shirts have all the shockwave hair cuts, trying to be so different but just end up looking like *****


oooh look at me i am soooo different, and soooo individual, it said so in the questionnaire in heat magazine!
 

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Ah just think, you got the 60s 70s 80s 90s, each had their respective idiot looks.

But I think the 00s :)p) have possibly been the worst period for idiots ever since theyre actually taking over! :touch:
 

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Well, one might say i'm "trying to be individual and fail" for wearing black stuff, but it's really just something that fits me. Metal look is more generally ok though, then the "trendy" looks. Same as with geeths being the silly people, whereas goths are cool in peoples minds.

Ofcourse the people in suits, trying to be all succesful and be so "excellent" can be casted too. In the end, fancy clothes don't cover the a**hole any better then tight pipe jeans.

I think the mainpoint is though, sure, there are people who dress alike or to a "trend" and wear stuff/do stuff that i wouldn't dream of doing, but it's their choice really and noone really has the right to say that other poeples way of life is worse/better. You can judge and critisice, but at the end of the day, we're all the same nakid monkeys underneath, so try not to be too judgeful, since it only makes you look like the "dumb" one.

Also being against stuff is so 1997 :p
 

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Well some of us have been wearing drainpipes for the last 20yrs thru all the retro flare revival (iirc there's been 2 flare revivals) and turnup revivals, so ain't gonna stop now.

Although must say not really bothered with tight jeans for last 5yrs as puddinged out too much, but i wear em in principle and will do again when not a fattie!
 

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And I remember rave the first time around and it was fucking chav music then.
 

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Well some of us have been wearing drainpipes for the last 20yrs thru all the retro flare revival (iirc there's been 2 flare revivals) and turnup revivals, so ain't gonna stop now.

I bet you have some little shitty emo mocking you by saying" He's trying to be emo...."

I know that feeling, Ive been dressing the way I do since I was 13 years old and yet when I go to gigs, I get strange looks from the emo fanbois ebcause im not dressed like them.

I cannot stand all this indie nonsense thats going round, its really crap music by bands that sound more or less the same.

Artic Monkeys are the most shttittest band of the lot, yet all the reacharound fanbois cant get enough, all because some dick on Myspace thought they were best band that ever exhisted.

Another prime example of this shite form of music is Lily Allen. Fucking chav
 

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Can only agree about the pants!

Girls in tight pants which results in a great booty = Yes thank you

Boys in very tight (BLACK!!!) pants = So very wrong!

Thank god I don't go with the crowd.. Love my loose/baggy pants!
 

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I bet you have some little shitty emo mocking you by saying" He's trying to be emo...."

I know that feeling, Ive been dressing the way I do since I was 13 years old and yet when I go to gigs, I get strange looks from the emo fanbois ebcause im not dressed like them.

I cannot stand all this indie nonsense thats going round, its really crap music by bands that sound more or less the same.

Artic Monkeys are the most shttittest band of the lot, yet all the reacharound fanbois cant get enough, all because some dick on Myspace thought they were best band that ever exhisted.

Another prime example of this shite form of music is Lily Allen. Fucking chav

You forgot the worst of them all, the Libertines. All the retard indie kids worship that monstertard Pete Doherty and dress like him. :p
 

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You forgot the worst of them all, the Libertines. All the retard indie kids worship that monstertard Pete Doherty and dress like him. :p

pete doherty is fucking cool imo, i would worship him if any
 
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pete doherty is fucking cool imo, i would worship him if any

You fucking fag :mad:

101% agree'd with Sharma though, it's the same idiots who have "FRANKIE SAYS RELAX" Tee's. Generally the wankers wearing these weren't even alive when Frankie Goes to Hollywood was around.:eek:

Oh and people with "I <3 NY" Tee's worn by ***** who've never been there in their life xd
 

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Frankie ...?

I want a 'Frankie says relax!' t-shirt tho, they sound cool!
 

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You fucking fag :mad:

101% agree'd with Sharma though, it's the same idiots who have "FRANKIE SAYS RELAX" Tee's. Generally the wankers wearing these weren't even alive when Frankie Goes to Hollywood was around.:eek:

Oh and people with "I <3 NY" Tee's worn by ***** who've never been there in their life xd
pete is so fucking rockstar it hurts my penis - im not into all that stuff but damn, that guy does it with no remorse whatsoever, which is why i like him
 
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pete is so fucking rockstar it hurts my penis - im not into all that stuff but damn, that guy does it with no remorse whatsoever, which is why i like him

Yay he goes out drinking, starting fight, drugging himself up. Total fucking rockstar! He's far too overpublicised it hurts my entire crotch area, you've got 90% of females going on about how fucking hardcore and sexeh to the max he is. It does my tit's in, I'm probably wrong, but I reckon he does loads of shit for publicity and attention. Oh yer and he's a shite musician ;p
 

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Ah just think, you got the 60s 70s 80s 90s, each had their respective idiot looks.

Some people can wear ANYTHING and carry it off.

Who would have thought Samuel L Jackson would look cool in a kilt !
 

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pete is so fucking rockstar it hurts my penis - im not into all that stuff but damn, that guy does it with no remorse whatsoever, which is why i like him

Doherty is a complete fucking cnut and i hate him.

If i rant on i'll probably be banned so i'll stop there.
 

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