Sausages

[Lamp]

Thanks to our European friends, new regulations now make it illegal to call sausages "sausages"...they are now to be referred to as - emulsified high fat offal tubes !

WTF ?!

 

[CorNokZ]

Link?

And all this could have been prevented if you were using the metric system, I'm sure

 

[leviathane]

Thanks to our European friends, new regulations now make it illegal to call sausages "sausages"...they are now to be referred to as - emulsified high fat offal tubes !

WTF ?!

you're telling me you didn't call them this already?? I'm shocked.

 

[Overdriven]

Ooohololol That's brilliant

 

[Lollie]

somebodys been watching QI

 

[old.Tohtori]

Like emulsified high fat offal tubes isn't enough? Or is it?

 

[tris-]

smells like an emulsified pile of fake bull shit to me.

 

[Tilda]

Lamp, I'm shocked you took this seriously.
Its utter shite.
Its faked from a line in Yes Minister.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I wonder what i was trying to say. I'm afraid i was verry, verry drunk

 

[Lamp]

Lamp, I'm shocked you took this seriously.
Its utter shite.
Its faked from a line in Yes Minister.

Yes I know. The entire thread is facetious

 

[crispy]

i usually call them 'humiliated meatsticks'... Being stuffed up your own anus is pretty humiliating

 

[Laddey]

Or call them pure shite, because that's what they're made out of >.<

 

[Lamp]

Yeah but they taste terrific !

 

[tris-]

teso extra special ones are ownage, with chillie and stuff in them

 

[Lamp]

drool

 

[Ezteq]

well i'd object if it ever was real because "Slap my innerds with your love emulsified high fat offal tubes baby!" just doesnt cut it.

 

[Overdriven]

Saussages suck btw. i)i

 

[Lamp]

*drool*

 

[Overdriven]

Sausages are massively under-rated. There should be a Ministry for Sausages imo.

With a gay old dude accused of secretly trying to take it over, ofc.

Sausages Potter and the Overrun of the Ministry of Sausages