Satan.

[tierk]

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do,'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan

Yep,' was the calm reply.

And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years

 

[Sparx]

rubbish

 

[Nate]

so's your face!

 

[CorNokZ]

Mocking the disabled will never be tolerated on FH. As much as it might seem funny, it also deeply offensive. - Tilda

 

[Nate]

Having a fork in your affro is not a disability.

 

[Huntingtons]

did he say synergy added?

 

[Raven]

Oh look, another mod that never visits OT throwing his virtual penis around!

 

[Nate]

I actually thought Corndog said that

 

[Lamp]

Rubbish

 

[Chronictank]

that was pretty poor :/

 

[Lethul]

did he say synergy added?

Hmm, if that was the case whole of FH would have been banned

 

[Bahumat]

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming OOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....

 

[Rubric]

Mocking the disabled will never be tolerated on FH. As much as it might seem funny, it also deeply offensive. - Tilda

IT IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE, not IT ALSO DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.

FFS

Please, if your going to mod surely you can get your grammar right. Your no better than us.

 

[Calaen]

IT IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE, not IT ALSO DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.

FFS

Please, if your going to mod surely you can get your grammar right. Your no better than us.

Would that not be you're?

 

[Rubric]

Would that not be you're?

Oh fuck.

 

[Lamp]

Mocking the disabled will never be tolerated on FH. As much as it might seem funny, it also deeply offensive. - Tilda

What if you're a disabled person taking the piss out of other disabled people ?
Thats ok ?

What about black people making jokes about black people ?

Or white people telling "there was an Englishman, Irishman, and Scotman" jokes ?

It goes on. Depends on the context and the perceived intent behind the joke.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl @ grammer posts made me laugh more than the joke... which also made me laugh btw.