Samantha Fox

[Lamp]

I happened to be in an elevator recently with Samantha Fox (some charity dinner my firm sent me on). For anyone not in the know, Sam Fox was an 80s topless model. These days, when she's not munching carpet, or doing "gigs" in Eastern European countries, she does the rounds on the celebirty Z-list circuit.

Anyway...so there's me (5 inches short of 7 foot tall) and her(well, 5 inches tall) in this lift in some huge tower in some god-forsaken ex-USSR city.

We're going up to the 39th floor and we get chatting. She happened to mention her birthday's coming up, and I said mine wasn't until November. Her reply was quality: "Isn't it funny that we've both got birthdays in the same year" !!

It took fully jedi powers to stop me ROFLMAO there and then.

Good old Sam LOL

 

[Nate]

hahaha should have fraps'd it though imo ;o

 

[tris-]

what the buggery fuck

 

[Azurus]

Did you try and impale her on your purple love spear like some kind of crazy ass medieval joust gone wrong?

 

[Marc]

Was it sam fox that got power owned on TV by that motorbike when she was sat on the back of the truck?

 

[[HB]Jpeg]

Was it sam fox that got power owned on TV by that motorbike when she was sat on the back of the truck?

No that was cheryl baker from bucks fizz

 

[Faeldawn]

Sam Fox was the braindead bimbo who made some cash and became a very minor celeb in the UK by getting her tits out in a tabloid rag-mag.

She then released a terrible song which she did not sing (she mimed) and more recently made a complete tit out of herself on the Brit Awards by presenting an award to the Rolling Stones and making a stupid comment about the band which did not go down well. More recently still she tried to revive her "career" by going on a reality TV show the name of which is lost forever with also-total-loser Dean Gaffney. They ran a bar or somesuch...anyway she made an ass out of herself by having a row on live TV with one of her barmen who she was victimising pissed out of her skull claiming she never drinks and it was all acting while she slurred her words and struggled to remain upright while the startled presenters sat dumbfounded.

Basically she is a self-obsessed, brainless wannabe-bimbo who is in her early 40's now and who's looks went south in her 20's. No-tallent, no-intelligence, no decorum...amazing she isn't an A-list celeb in todays society

 

[cHodAX]

Should have schlonged her Lamp, would be a nice claim to fame


Then she could go round telling her mates that she got schlonged by teh Lamp!

Well, you are more famous than her these days, at least 30 people on FH know you and you didn't even have to get your tits out!

 

[Shagrat]

No that was cheryl baker from bucks fizz

nope, it was Anthea Turner that got fragged by the biker

http://youtube.com/watch?v=su2zA38zg30

 

[Thadius]

nope, it was Anthea Turner that got fragged by the biker

http://youtube.com/watch?v=su2zA38zg30

Good, cant stand that smarmy cow!

 

[Lamp]

Well, you are more famous than her these days, at least 30 people on FH know you and you didn't even have to get your tits out!

LMAO

 

[Nate]

LMAO

Will you though? Go on, I'll give you a fiver

 

[Overdriven]

Haha. Not the brightest person in the world.

 

[cHodAX]

Haha. Not the brightest person in the world.

Yeah Lamp is a bit thick, he has a good heart though bless him.

Shame his kidneys and liver are fucked though!

 

[Lamp]

Yeah Lamp is a bit thick, he has a good heart though bless him.

Shame his kidneys and liver are fucked though!

Aye

 

[Overdriven]

Aye

If you don't need your liver, mind if I borrow it for a while? =o I could use two.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm not the only one here but....i'm sooooo jealous! Sam Fox was like THE wank material back in "the day"

Would have taken all of my jedi powers to not use "Teh Seel Charm" on her and go have naughty things with her :worthy:

 

[Overdriven]

"Teh Seel Charm"

"Hey babeh, I've got a L50, RR5 Warrior... Can I slam then backstyle you?"

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Hey babeh, I've got a L50, RR5 Warrior... Can I slam then backstyle you?"

Hey!

I never, back in Teh Day, played a warrior :kissit:

 

[Lamp]

I'm not the only one here but....i'm sooooo jealous! Sam Fox was like THE wank material back in "the day"

Would have taken all of my jedi powers to not use "Teh Seel Charm" on her and go have naughty things with her :worthy:

Unfortunately, she's looking a little bit rough around the edges these days. All that boob flashing would wear anyone out

 

[tris-]

i had to google who she was tbh. she looks like some good old skool minge.

 

[Marc]

The brits awards anyone?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unfortunately, she's looking a little bit rough around the edges these days. All that boob flashing would wear anyone out

Yeah, but still

Would be one big notch on the belt even if she was cremated and stuffed into a roll of pringles

 

[Ezteq]

rofl was it her and mick fleetwood that sucked worse than a toothless hooker on soup night at the brit awards years ago?

if it was you could have said something like "Ah ms fox, your reputation preceeds you" and stroked an evil white cat or something.

 

[cHodAX]

rofl was it her and mick fleetwood that sucked worse than a toothless hooker on soup night at the brit awards years ago?

if it was you could have said something like "Ah ms fox, your reputation preceeds you" and stroked an evil white cat or something.

Don't knock toothless hookers, Docwolfe recently employed the services of one during his trip to Poland and he said that she rocked his world!

 

[DocWolfe]

Don't knock toothless hookers, Docwolfe recently employed the services of one during his trip to Poland and he said that she rocked his world!

The hookers in Poland were actually reasonably acceptable I'll have you know... not any of them saggy pissflap old slapper transexuals that you frequent in Manchester

 

[cHodAX]

The hookers in Poland were actually reasonably acceptable I'll have you know... not any of them saggy pissflap old slapper transexuals that you frequent in Manchester

Manc slags for the lose!

 

[Gamah]

I'd hit it