Running to a Takeaway

[Morphius]

I thought I'd share my experience with you all.

It was a humid and sweet evening in the small town of Warminster, the sun had long settled and the moon was high, but not shining. Two people were chatting over internet-based communications systems when the topic of chicken nuggets arose. After much pondering each decided that chicken nuggets had to be bought! Ofcourse, there was a problem, the parent of the lady in the situation is highly protective and for her baby to be out at 0130am would be an unimaginable situation. So, the valiant young man (me) donned his socks in the night and ran nearly a mile to the nearest take-away name "Olympia". Upon entering he was hassled and griefed by the local Chav population. (Laddey sort em out!) But nonetheless the Nuggets were purchased and the hero of the tale set forth on another venture to the fair maidens house, a long and arduous journey of atleast another mile! Upon getting there they were munched and munched, but the last of these magical nuggets was sculpted into modern art, it was torn in two, placed onto anti-thief spikes on the top of a wall and then the box was strategically added too!

I have no idea why I just wrote that, but it was a good fun adventure!

 

[swords]

Where is the bit where you get to ravish the fair maiden? I think you made it all up!

 

[Morphius]

There was no ravishing, I played Albion, none of this Midgard business, we have honour and decency!

 

[kiliarien]

A noteworthy tale.

It only works as a tale if you *only* donned your socks and nothing else to impress the lady.

And did neither of you photo the artistic nugget-box arrangement??

Damn it what a dissapointment

 

[Morphius]

ah but to the contrary, we did photograph the event!

 

[kiliarien]

Hurrah!! A well deserved repping!!

:bazbeer::bazbeer::bazbeer:

 

[Morphius]

lol, it was an adventure. Shame tonight when I was out the chavs decided to get physical, physical.

 

[tris-]

thats a woman?

it sounds like youve been smoking ir-regular ciggarettes,

 

[Morphius]

its dark and blurred, take thus into consideration before ye judge!

I'm not one for the spliffage anymore, I'm a good christian soldier and I stick to the book.

In all seriousness though, it's a bad pic and the one of me by the wall, holy shit! She's hot, well I think so atleast, would be wrong not to!

 

[tris-]

im not actually sure whos the woman.

which one is blonde?

 

[Morphius]

Well you know, i do like to get in touch with my feminine side from time to time. I'm on the right.

Neither of us are blonde, both got brown hair.

 

[CorNokZ]

Wtf is this shit?

 

[Rubric]

Can i cum in her face?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aaaaaaaaaaa! You have a WOMANS face!

 

[Blackjack]

No wonder the chavs hassled you... they just wanted to pound your vag

 

[Morphius]

god damn! well atleast my skin is soft and maintained, I personally use Nivea "for MEN".

 

[old.Tohtori]

god damn! well atleast my skin is soft and maintained, I personally use Nivea "for MEN".

Aaaaa!

You use a WOMANS lotion "for men"!!

 

[Laddey]

As soon as i seen this thread i knew it had something to do with chavs!

What did the chavs say to you?! Why didn't you bite their noses off?

 

[Morphius]

it wasn't really pure greifing like i got last night when walking home. There's a bloke called "Sketchy Dougie" who has steel plates in his head, mental age of about 6 but he's massive, towers over me like a motherfucker. No-way I'd ever do anything to him, i'd die. But anyway nah it wasn't bad i just dramatized it a little bit for the tale. But they're still *****.

 

[Laddey]

What happened last night then?!

 

[Morphius]

Was walking back home from her house about midnight, massive group of em hanging around by this war memorial thing at the junction to turn down the road to my house. A couple of em gave the usual shouts what you looking at, you wanna start summit. Was seriously outnumbered there was about 12-15 and it was just me. I just talked my way out of it with them, no point getting the shit kicked into me when there's no chance of winning, but because dougie is so thick he just came over to me and shoved me into a wall and was like "leave it out mate" lucky for me they told him to stop cos i would've been black and blue.

 

[Ezteq]

lol pics...it must have happened!

thats quite a sweet story btw, nice to think a chap would run the gaultlet and fetch takeaway for his fair maiden!

 

[Huntingtons]

order in is the new thing, havnt you heard?! you just wanted to dig her panties, sniff em when she wasnt looking. perv.