Royal Titles

[old.tRoG]

I, King SP4MZ0RL0RD, are herby Knighting all subjects who have proven themselves to be worthy in my court.

This involves their sp4mz0r skillz, their funny pictar finding abilities, and, most importantly, their sense of humour.

All who wish to be given a royal title shall stand before me, and state what they wish to be their knighted name, and their traits as to which they wish to be knighted for.

If I dub thee worthy you shall be knighted by my sword of teh sp4mz0r, and from then on be called Sir [Whatever name you... OR I ... - Chose].

Stand up if you think you're 'Ard Enough!

 

[Danya]

*Throws rotten vegatables at Trog*
Boo! BOO!!! Down with the phoney king! BOO!!

 

[old.tRoG]

No booing the king in his own palace!

Or you shall be forever doomed to be a resident of PENGE!

yes, i really am that cruel.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

lets all go to spammalot!

 

[old.tRoG]

lol, nice name for my palace

I dub thee, Sir Gombur ThinksofGoodNames!

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Spammalot?
Naw... t'is a boring place

Anyways... my liege. Have you forgotten your snake-tongued
a|)v1z0r?? Tsktsktsk...
I want my title... or I will join sides... m0r|)r3|) your evil son just luves my milkshakes....

My title!! TITLE!! TITLE!!

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Pffft. Some drowning tart gives you a sword and you think you're king?

I'm following First Minister Sickofit....
Viva la revolution.

ps - I am easily swayed with Ninja pictures.

 

[old.tRoG]

I dub thee Sir Sickofit FunnyPictar!

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by old.The McScrooges
Pffft. Some drowning tart gives you a sword and you think you're king?

I'm following First Minister Sickofit....
Viva la revolution.

ps - I am easily swayed with Ninja pictures.

Sickofit is my advisor. You have no 'First Minister', because

THIS IS A DICTATORSHIP!

and before you start shouting, your milkshake has been poisoned. Yes, there is violence inheriting the system. And I have supreme executive power! Harhar.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Not TEH FURST MINISTAR!!!!11????
THIS MEANS WAR CUZ I WONT PICK UP WITH YOUR MEANINESS
N-E-MORE!!
/throws gauntlet in K1nG Sp4mmZ0r trOG'S milkshake, grabs crown and runs out of the room.

To the Marshes, my brave McScrooges!!
I hereby declare myself K1nG S1Ck0F17 TEH FURST!!!1

DOWN WITH TR°G AND M0r|Dr3|D!!11

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Briiiiiiiiing out your spaaaaam!!!

 

[Solid]

OMGPLZ!

TITLEPLZ!

Do me Do me
(not like that u filthy Spammalothians)

 

[Solid]

2nd thoughts, nm, I already have a title

Tis The People's Thane

<The Crowd Roooooooars>

"All Hail The People's Thane"
"All Hail The People's Thane"
"All Hail The People's Thane"

 

[old.Tohtori]

"All Hail The Peoples Pain!"

"All Hail The Peoples Pain!"

"All Hail The Peoples....what?"

"No i won't hail a islly thane..."

"No i won't!"

"Because i'm the evil Overlord Of Attention Stealing and with my might sidekick Jabrylla i'll rule the world."

"No."

"I said NO!"

 

[[Cerebus]]

Originally posted by old.The McScrooges
ps - I am easily swayed with Ninja pictures.

NINJA LESSON 1:

Always strike through stealth, a ninja uses the environment to conceal his every movement. He is the night, a shadow no-one sees until the last second......unless you're an american ninja apparantly.

 

[old.tRoG]

come back my horny advisor!

ill let you put your slivery tongue in my ear...



but back to royal business.

I KNIGHT EVERYBODY!

NOW LETS HAVE A PARTY!!!11

*one drunken night of kingdom-wide parties later...*

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Ooooooooooooooooh gold ninja. We are eternally grateful.

/em leaves kingdom in the marsh and joins cerebus.

 

[old.tRoG]

i own the marsh.

I OWN THE WORLD!!!11

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Hey I think the black ninja is a chick. You know if you stare really hard its like she has breasts.

Okay okay I'm leaving work and going home now. Sheesh.

 

[old.tRoG]

/em hires the black ninja for in court entertainment

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Sheesh... the McScrooges are a loyal bunch...
I remember seeing them in Howth, the both of them, a month or two ago... puny little Lurikeen wannabe mages... AND I GAVE THEM MY 1337 WEALLY WEALLY HIGH LEVEL ENCHANTER BUFFS!! (this is the twuth!)

/returns to King Sp4mmZ0rZ court, feeling guilty.

DOWN WIHT TEH CEREBREAST!!

 

[old.tRoG]

there there, dont cry.

say, wanna give me those buffs?

pm lull on hib/pry

cept might be a couple days.. they terminarted my account and wont let me into the account page, lol

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Eeek! Now that is bad... was wondering why you were sp4mmZ0ring so hard..

Well, I actually have bumloads of Enchanter stuff tumbling around in my vault (got bunches of Eldritch and Ranger gear, too... anyone want an Archer's Bracer? Got two of those.)...

Before you play next time, PM me and I shall twink you good
Might even buff and fluff you. Hehe.

 

[old.tRoG]

whats your name? jabrylla?

btw, every second post on this forum is by me... its creepy, i think ill go home now

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

here sickofit you can borrow my drum, somehow it seems to suit you better, and we'll better get you chained to

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

HA! You think I am nuts? Posting my name here...

I have a reputation to lose... =)
Was honest about the twinkage, though.


Thank you, Gombur... I had a bard alt for awhile. Funky music but gawds do they suck in melee. Even old Underhill squeezed out a tear when I told him about it... gotta loooove the way they hop around when you play the end regen song.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

now lets smash up our instrument in a wild overture

 

[old.tRoG]

firbie bard look strange.....

especially when theyre hopping about like bunnies playing their songs

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I did that already... sucking so bad in melee ticked me off and in a fit of rage I deleted the lousy performer.

Same name but he is a warden now... still gets to play an instrument in time, though
Wee!

 

[old.tRoG]

wardens are funny looking too.

they have sparkly golden trees growing in their hair