Rooney Rumour

[Clown]

Speculation has it that 18 year old, Wayne Rooney, has a place in tonights Manchester United Champions League match against Fenerbahce.

Can't wait.

 

[Doh_boy]

I'm expecting him to start on the bench. It'll be good to see him playing for united, finally.

 

[Doh_boy]

Well he started and did quite well. Wasn't sure of the midfield but they've all done well, getting a little sick of bellion but he's not been that bad.

3-0 \o/

 

[Darthshearer]

Man I aint getting a paper tommorow there will be spunk all over it from the ITV crew!

Its absolutley dosgraceful that Clive Tydsley gets to commentate on a Man Ure game, being a self confessed Man Ure fan all he does is wank all through the match, over how great man ure are, even when they are playing shite!

 

[Jonaldo]

Hat-Trick on your debut isn't that bad. The lad shows some promise!

 

[Aph3x]

Funniest 1.5mil Sunderland have ever made, he was shocking when he played for us and by the looks of things he's the same playing for Manure.

Rooney's first senior hatrick on his debut for Man U, Whodathunkit?

 

[Darthshearer]

Funniest 1.5mil Sunderland have ever made, he was shocking when he played for us and by the looks of things he's the same playing for Manure.

Rooney's first senior hatrick on his debut for Man U, Whodathunkit?

hehe Bellyache hahah how did he con his way into football

 

[mank!]

Man I aint getting a paper tommorow there will be spunk all over it from the ITV crew!

Its absolutley dosgraceful that Clive Tydsley gets to commentate on a Man Ure game, being a self confessed Man Ure fan all he does is wank all through the match, over how great man ure are, even when they are playing shite!

Exactly the reason I watched the Real Madrid game on Sky instead...which was utterly fucking amazing.

 

[Mobius]

Was a good score but to be fair Fenerbahce's defense was diabolical. Any decent striker would've got the goals too. But well done to him, great start. Lol @ his torn shirt, couldn't get his fat head through the top.

 

[amodien]

Rooney

Hmmm....

18 years old! 1st game back from injury! £27 million pricetag! 1st ever game in europe!

i think you can say this lad is class!

and it doesnt matter if fenerbache were shit or not, to score 3 goals is fecking good at any level.

usual story all the i hate man u fans slag off utd

 

[Xtro]

I am ambivalent towards Man U but I had to turn last night's game off due to the sheer MANIA about Rooney.

You'd have thought he was 20ft tall, shot firebolts out of his arsehole and could score goals via ESP the way they were slathering about him. Its a team effort ffs.

He's a thug, he will go the way of Gazza imho. My old gran used to say "you can put a pig in a penthouse, but its still a fucking pig!"

 

[Mobius]

Oh well, Arsenal Vs Rosenberg tonight. Gilberto injured, Bergkamp scared to travel and Pires has a slight knock but has a chance of playing.

Its on Sky Sports xtra @ 7pm.

 

[Ch3tan]

FGS Darth, it is Man U or Man utd if you are going to abreivate. Really gets on my tits

Bellion is improving, and he is actually scoring goals. I agree he isnt really a top class player, but he fills in for others well.

 

[Clown]

Manure, like horse shit lol lol wtf??

 

[Clown]

I forgot to ask - Why did Ferguson pick Rio as captain? I thought Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs were captain before him?

 

[Mobius]

Hmm not sure, probably just to give him a morale boost since he's been out so long.

 

[Darthshearer]

Hmmm....

18 years old! 1st game back from injury! £27 million pricetag! 1st ever game in europe!

i think you can say this lad is class!

and it doesnt matter if fenerbache were shit or not, to score 3 goals is fecking good at any level.

usual story all the i hate man u fans slag off utd

Its not that I hate Man Ure the thing is, I like to watch football and geta fair point from the commentator not a wank filled 90mins (thats for pr0n)

Indeed great performance but come on for a comment like "It will be front page news for a very very special boy"

Why? He found a cure for cancer? If Tim Lovejoy commentated on a Chelski match and gave a biased view like Tydlsley did last night everyone would be saying the same!

Mank, I watched that in the end too

 

[Xtro]

Its not that I hate Man Ure

That bit makes me laugh sorry mate. I know others have had a pop and I've resisted so far but "Man Ure" just smacks of childish jealousy sorry!

To even things out - I like Newcastle Utd and you can have a Tufty Club badge!

 

[Darthshearer]

That bit makes me laugh sorry mate. I know others have had a pop and I've resisted so far but "Man Ure" just smacks of childish jealousy sorry!

To even things out - I like Newcastle Utd and you can have a Tufty Club badge!

How can a play on words make me Jealous? Its a laugh for fuck sake. Man Ure, its a habit!

 

[Clown]

It's not funny.

 

[Darthshearer]

It's not funny.

So its not funny therefore that = Jealosy? hmmm

 

[Sar]

Bwahahahaha

ph34r! etc

 

[Xtro]

How can a play on words make me Jealous? Its a laugh for fuck sake. Man Ure, its a habit!

Its a bit like Chelski. Used by Sun readers. Its nothing personal mate, just that it comes across a bit "playground".

Hugs for you! :wub:

 

[Darthshearer]

Its a bit like Chelski. Used by Sun readers. Its nothing personal mate, just that it comes across a bit "playground".

Hugs for you! :wub:

No harm dood

 

[Clown]

So its not funny therefore that = Jealosy? hmmm

No, you said it was a laugh.

 

[Jonaldo]

I think you're all arseholes!

Xtro, come back to Planetside for a day so I can shoot up your arse again without fear of contracting diseases.

 

[Darthshearer]

I think you're all arseholes!

Xtro, come back to Planetside for a day so I can shoot up your arse again without fear of contracting diseases.

Thanks Jonaldo

 

[Bodhi]

None of the goals were that great to be honest. Roy Makaay's hat-trick in the Bayern Ajax match shat on it imo. Mainly cos he used skill rather than brute force and ignorance.

P.S I call them Man Ure all the time, and they have nothing that my club doesn't have that I can be jealous of in all honesty. They don't even have any stars on their shirts :/

 

[Jonaldo]

Brute force gets you nowhere in football. If you can control the ball at the power he hits it, which very few people can, then that takes a lot of skill.

Laurent Robert, Roberto Carlos and Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink are some of the few players that can hit the ball as well as Rooney and much as I'm not on the bandwagon, I do think he's a fantastic talent and look forward to him playing for England. With Own not even getting off the bench for Madrid this week I'm hoping Sven will consider the Rooney/Defoe partnership up front but it's unlikely he'll risk improving the team when he can play an older, stale and out of form striker such as Owen.

 

[Darthshearer]

None of the goals were that great to be honest. Roy Makaay's hat-trick in the Bayern Ajax match shat on it imo. Mainly cos he used skill rather than brute force and ignorance.

P.S I call them Man Ure all the time, and they have nothing that my club doesn't have that I can be jealous of in all honesty. They don't even have any stars on their shirts :/

I thought all his goals were rather well placed and a decent goal.

As for Brute force hmmm The Free Kick? Robert has placed loads of beutiful goals but 95% of his shots when he uses brute force goal high wide and handsome!