Rooney - not the brightest

[Lamp]

Wayne Rooney reportedly hit the roof over a text message on his fiancee's phone - when he mistook the time 5am for the name Sam.

During an interview with Marie Claire Coleen McLoughlin said: "He went on, 'Who's Sam? Who's this Sam?"

Coleen says she had to tell Wayne that he had misread the text.

The Man Utd striker is doubtful for the World Cup after injuring his foot at the weekend.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1828811.html?menu=news.quirkies

 

[Cozak]

Im sure he really cares that he isnt so bright, by the time he retires at 30 or so he will have earned more money than most of us can only ever dream of owning.

 

[cHodAX]

Oh come on, we have all read something in haste at least once and made a mistake, people forget that Rooney is barely more than a kid and is obviously crazy about his girlfriend. He just got paranoid and flew off the handle, that can happen to anyone regardless of IQ.

 

[Biggilus]

never happened to me yet
and its always fun to poke fun at rooney the ugly git

 

[Shagrat]

never happened to me yet
and its always fun to poke fun at rooney the ugly git

your just jealous

He's got talent
He's got a (moderately) fit girlfriend
He's earning shitloads doing something he loves.


you sit and play online games and talk in forums to the rest of us sad gits....


I know whose shoes I'd sooner be in.

 

[Lamp]

Well I'm happily married and get paid lots in my job
I'm not jealous of Rooney
My wife is a stunna
In fact fair play to him fot getting to where he is
I am, however, entitled to laugh at his mistake.

Even if I were jobless, single, and did nothing except play DAOC 24-7, lacked any social skills, had bad body odour,d and smoke weed in a dark little room, I'd still not be jealous of him.

 

[Ashala]

with the fucked up text language we young people got today its really not that hard to misread a message so i personally wouldnt judge him, its probably only because he is famous

 

[Coldbeard]

Made me giggle

 

[Naffets]

Im sure he really cares that he isnt so bright, by the time he retires at 30 or so he will have earned more money than most of us can only ever dream of owning.

Yeah, more money in a month than some of us get in a decade

 

[ilaya]

he bought himself a bracelet and it said Rodney on it as well..

(cookies for who gets that hehe)

 

[- English -]

he bought himself a bracelet and it said Rodney on it as well..

(cookies for who gets that hehe)

lol

how can u mistake a d for o tho

:s

nn ppl i got colelge in 3hrs

\0/

 

[Klonk]

Even if I were jobless, single, and did nothing except play DAOC 24-7, lacked any social skills, had bad body odour,d and smoke weed in a dark little room, I'd still not be jealous of him.

Quit dissing my mates!

 

[Marc]

Once a blue, always a blue.

Yeah right, Fuck off you little Judas

 

[Hansmoleman]

he bought himself a bracelet and it said Rodney on it as well..

(cookies for who gets that hehe)

I giggled only fools and horses = win
now cookie me!