Room 102 (May turn NSFW)

[Overdriven]

Stole this from another forum I visit and thought it'd be a good idea to have here ^^


Should know the rules already... If you don't:

Rules: Write items you don't like, which you'd like to put in 102 and why you'd put it there. - You can only have THREE items and they must contain a reason why.


Me first, a few things... 3rd being NSFW

Finger nails: What's the bloody point? they protect your fingers and then what, grow... They should stop growing after a while... I mean, blah, stupid things that get annoying. THEN YOU GET WHINED AT FOR CHEWING THEM! =(

Mobile Phone Credit/Text messaging prices: Don't give me this 'get on a contract' BS, I like my pay and go phone... But doesn't credit seem like alot but then you realise how fast it goes? =< It's like "tops up £20".... "Gone"... God damn 10p a message, 200 messages only! =< I mean, I get 300 free ontop of what I top up... It should be 5p/message! So I can continue harassing people who don't like me.

Sex toys 'duration' for women: Why? I mean, I know why women like them? But what about us guys? =( We don't have the same 'staying power' as those damn things... Screw the whole 13 hour battery life; it's like... Then what, you change a battery and there's another 13 hours... Wish I could do that! =D

 

[Golena]

Mobile Phone Credit/Text messaging prices:

Everyone who whines about text prices..

90% of the texts people send are a complete waste of time..

"i'm on my way"
"on the train now"
"almost there"
"round the corner"
"hi, i'm waving at you now"

.....

"on the train home now"
"off the train"
"just got in"
"argh i'm tired"

1 quid.. well spent.. erm, no!

 

[Bahumat]

This is just a spin off from Room 101

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A519482

why on earth did they not just keep the same name?

 

[tris-]

if you dont like spinoffs maybe put it in your room 102.

i dread to think of what may happen though, im guessing the room collapses on its self and turns into a super massive black hole.

 

[Sparx]

Finger nails: What's the bloody point?

nails and hair are dead cells being removed from your body so you kinda need them to constantly grow

 

[Huntingtons]

nails and hair are dead cells being removed from your body so you kinda need them to constantly grow

not if your cells dont die, like mine! i just keep growing and growing without discarding anything