Room 101

[nath]

damn, you'd think given the amount of things that anger me, making a list would be easy!

• Inconsidertate cuntstains that don't realise that the world DOESN'T revolve around them
• manufactured pop bands (come on, that's a given..)
• the fact that britney never gets her tits out
• pop up windows that spawn other pop up windows when you close them, over and over again
• pop up windows that open and hide the tool bars, like the entire fucking edge of the screen, so you cant alt-f4
• pop up windows that maneuver themselves to the top of the screen so the x is out of reach
• pop up windows that open full screen, where you cant alt-f4, but have to ctrl alt del
• pop up windows that say you've won a free membership to some porn site
• pop up windows.. in general i guess

oo, that wasnt that hard

p.s. Tremor, what's wrong with micra drivers?

 

[Trem]

ooops knew id upset sum1 on here, ok all micra drivers 'cept u nath

 

[Trem]

i have had to think of another 5 cause my first lot got refused entry into room 101
1.school outward-bound weeks(stanley fucking head, im 29 and still remember the fucking place)
2.bollox(is there any explanation for them being exterior?)
3.getting older(but not feeling it)
4.people who have sky digital yet seem unable to afford to take a bath(yes i h8 my job)
5.Fred fucking Durst

 

[Wij]

1.) People who get angry about things which really aren't that important

 

[Testin da Cable]

3.) People who moan about other people moaning about stuff

 

[Wij]

9.) TdC

 

[bigbb]

• American Arrogance
• Politicians - 'So what would the Conservatives offer? "Well, I don't believe Labour are doing anything constructive, they're not delivering the goods as they promised at the last election, the public are sick of it, we need a new government". 'So what minister, what are you going to do about it?' "Well Labour..."
• Pop culture, everyone under hegemonic effect, can't construct their own opinions, see the light my child.
• Casualty, Holby City - in fact, all health programs
• Local news programmes headlining big national stories and repeating exactly what our Huge Edwards had just told us 5minutes before hand.

That's enough to be going on with.

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Tremor
2.bollox(is there any explanation for them being exterior?)

Yup, air conditioning/cooling. Seriously

 

[Trem]

Thank you Sar, it dont make me feel any better about the pain caused if you simply brush them against summat tho

 

[Trem]

...............like a stranger!!!

 

[Sar]

You'd better hope that stranger ain't Wij....

 

[Trem]

rofl, whys that??

 

[Testin da Cable]

because

 

[Trem]

shud i be more scared of wij than someguy then??

 

[Testin da Cable]

well.....errrrr.....


/me backs away towards the door

 

[bigbb]

We keep Wij in a cage here.

*reveals Wij*

 

[Trem]

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh......back with u, back i say, no not the...............aaaarrrrrrgh

 

[Wij]

Cup of tea anyone ?

 

[Summo]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!

 

[Wij]

 

[Trem]

two sugars my good man

 

[kanonfodda]

Originally posted by Wij
Cup of tea anyone ?

Not a tea man, any chance of a Coffee?

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Wij
Cup of tea anyone ?

Not if you insist on putting "cream" in it.

 

[Testin da Cable]

COFFEE!!!3
I CRAVE IT!!!223331!23
workies has done something to it@@@11! there is no more CAFFIENE ANYWHERE!!!67

 

[kanonfodda]

here you go mate

*pass tdc caffine enriched super strong coffee*

Milk?
Sugar?
'Cream'?

 

[Wij]

*cream*

 

[Damini]

7b) People who tangent

 

[caLLous]

73) l33t b4dd4$$ gh3tt0p1mps

 

[Wazzerphuk]

1) Me.

 

[caLLous]

hmm, you'd need to leave that one til the end of the show, otherwise i imagine there would just be a long, drawn-out, embarassed silence with nick hancock/paul merton desperately trying to fill the dead air with attempted humour...