Roo-dy Girl

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old.Tyraette

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Hi Roo!
Hi Shaeffer!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure Shaeffer!
Jump in!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!


I'm a Gimpy Girl in a Gimpy World
Just a sidekick, for Shaeffers slapstick
You can gank me here, you can gank me there
Imagination, /Release is my fixation

Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey

I'm a blonde spirit gimp in this fantasy world
Buff me up, take your time, Just dont nerf me
Your my pet, Time to get, res-sick all over again
Slash me here, crush me there, Dragonfang me

You can release, you can /pray
You can res I'm always yours, Oooh Whoa

I'm a Gimpy Girl in a Gimpy World
Just a sidekick, for Shaeffers slapstick
You can gank me here, you can gank me there
Imagination, /Release is my fixation

Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh

Make me buff, and debuff, maybe even pbaoe's
I can act like a gimp, I can give free rp's
Come APK, Go AFK, Lets fck it up again
Hit the zerg, cast around, lets go Emain

You can release, You can /pray
You can res I'm always yours
You can release, You can /pray
You can res I'm always yours

Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh

I'm a Gimpy Girl in a Gimpy World
Just a sidekick, for Shaeffers slapstick
You can gank me here, you can gank me there
Imagination, /Release is my fixation

I'm a Gimpy Girl in a Gimpy World
Just a sidekick, for Shaeffers slapstick
You can gank me here, you can gank me there
Imagination, /Release is my fixation

Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Ha Ha Ha, Yeah
Come on Roo-dy, lets go nudey, Oooh, Oooh

-Oh, I'm having so much fun!
-Well Roo-dy, we're just getting started!
-Oh, I lub j00 Shaeffer
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
The Welly Boot Song - Billy Connelly (to the tune of "The Weavers")

<Chorus>
If it wasn't for his wellies where would Shaeffer be
He'd still be a virgin and not doin' sheep for free
He never has a lovers tiff or frets about a fee
Cuz he's always got a sheep in his wellies


Oh wellies they are wonderful, oh wellies they are swell
'Cause sheep they cannot get away and they keep in the smell
And when you're sitting in a room you can always tell
When Shaeffer's got Baaaaarbra in his wellies


<Chorus>


Oh and when you're out walking in the country with a bird
And you're strolling over fields just like a farmer's herd
And Shaeffer shouts, "Some nice sheep ass!" and you think how absurd
and SQUELCH you find why Sheaffer wears his wellies


<chorus>

Though wellies have their uses, I'm sure you all agree
To use them to get dates, scary to the Nth degree
When Shaeffer goes to fluffle, you misheard he's chasing Fluffy
And he's running after sheep in his wellies


<chorus>

Oh now he's playing Midgard, and all the farms are bare
The sheep have all run to the hills they've had a damned good scare
So when you want kebab and you can't find any lamb
Its cuz of Shaeffer and his sexeh turbo wellies



If it wasn't for his wellies where would Shaeffer be
He'd still be a virgin and not doin' sheep for free
He never has a lovers tiff or frets about a fee
Cuz he's always got a sheep in his wellies
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
The Ballad Of Roo Stercogburn (And Junior)

To Space and Cerys - The Ballad of Tom Jones


The Ballad of Roo Stercogburn (and Junior)

Where did I spec wrong?
Oh you nearly specced in Darkness
Am I really all that bad?
You're worse than Old.Tohtori, Old.Tyraette, even Nicodemus
Why we still together?
Oh I cant leave until youre dead
You mean til Death do us part?
I mean like Slashpecced Gimpfiltrators with Buffs all over their head

It was lucky for us I turned enemyrealmspeak on
They say Saracen voices soothes the savage beast
There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red
The two of us would surely have ended up dead

You stopped us from killing each other
Shaeffer Shaeffer
You'll never know, but you saved our lives
Shaeffer Shaeffer
I could never throw my knickers at you
And I dont come from Wales

So havent solved our problems
You mean we others guts
I still wanna unsummon you
And I still wanna cut off your nuts
I phoned the Spirit Guidance
I tied the phone line round your neck
I'm sick of all this l33tness
Well that'll be the nerfbat scaring you shitless
You were about to run me off Muspelheim Cliff
As I tried to jump out I destealthed an alb voice
You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes
It was lucky for us we didnt have the shits

You stopped us from killing each other
Shaeffer Shaeffer
You'll never know, but you saved our lives
Shaeffer Shaeffer
I could never throw my knickers at you
And I dont come from Wales

And now the war is over
I've lost the urge to break your staff
I owe my life to Whats New Spiritgimp
Nicodemus stopped me hating you and wishing you dead
Oh I used to call you Gimpeh!
And you were Poo Stirbogburn
And you call me your Junipoos
And I am not your lucifer
And I am just your spiritpet
But just a word of warning now
Just in case we ever get tired of his voice
I know the Wolfpack, InfZerg, and more
And I know a luribomb thats going for a song

You stopped us from killing each other
Shaeffer Shaeffer
You'll never know, but you saved our lives
Shaeffer Shaeffer
I could never throw my knickers at you
And I dont come from Wales

You stopped us from killing each other
Shaeffer Shaeffer
You'll never know, but you saved our lives
Shaeffer Shaeffer
I could never throw my knickers at you
And I dont come from Wales
 
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Laston

Guest
omfg that sounds like Aqua.... this can´t be happening!!

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HORROR!!!
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
:) Nice one Shaver! I don't know the tune to what Roos' one was but I'm sure that was equally as good :)
 
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Cyradix

Guest
I'm just glad they moved the singing onto BW. They were keeping us up all night singing to each other in the guildhouse :D
 
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Sharma

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tyraette

Your my pet, Time to get, res-sick all over again
Slash me here, crush me there, Dragonfang me
Click to expand...

Thats the best bit of it all imo! :D :D :D
 
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tasslehoff

Guest
Lol, i think ill move into feds house =P
 
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stafford

Guest
Re: The Ballad Of Roo Stercogburn (And Junior)

Originally posted by old.Tyraette

I mean like Slashpecced Gimpfiltrators
Click to expand...

i resent that merctart :p
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Dadumdum!

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real odd seely please stand up?
I repeat, will the real odd seely please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a rappin' seal before.
Just going like "dam...". Wait a bit cause i'll say more,
you know i'm here to pwn some ass like i've done before.
This looks like a divorce, throwin' flames like furniture (ahh!)
Tyraette's mom is the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He's not gonna pwn me like I think he is, is he? "
And Roo said... nothing you idiots!
'cause Roo's dead, i owned him and took his head! (ha-ha!)
Barrysworld loves Teh Seel {*Chigga chigga chigga*}
"Damn Seely, I’m sick of him
Look at him, posting around writin' his you-know-what
Flaming the you-know-who," "yeah, but he’s so odd though!"
Yeah, I probably got all the screws up in my head loose,
but what's worse, you still LOL at my stuff in your bedrooms.
Might happen that people don't laugh and i loose, but can't
Unless i get stupid and drink a truckload of booze
"your mom got little tits, your mom got little tits"
Well Roo's lucky, he got to give them a little kiss. (smooch)
Compared to me Tyra and Roo post like noobie kids.
Especially Tyra who still wonders where his sheeps clitoris is.
Of course they don't know what Teh Funnay is
Roo hasn't even passed fourth grade,
and Tyra gets owned by me every day.
"we are just post pharmers.." and don't get many criticals.
It's almost like reading about old anecdotes{*yawn*}
Or like a pictar of Tyra humping antelopes.
Those two are the reason that a man and another man can’t elope,
{*ewww!*} might have a child and we'd need an antidote
So Roo wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: (repeat 2x)

I’m Teh Seely, yes I’m Teh real Seely,
You trying to be funny, but your just irritating.
So won’t Teh Real Odd Seely please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Hey Tyra, you think you'll brake some sheephump world record?
Well I do, so owned Roo and own you too!
You think I give a damn if you try and flame me?
You know what happened when you tried to own me, so let it be.
"but Seel, what if i win, wouldn’t it be weird? "
Why? You think this is the best stuff right here?
That i'd waste it on you and wannab britney spears? *points at Roo*
Shit, soon you're gonna start pulling your hairs,
i'm laughing so hard that i think soon i'm gonna burst.
When i hear you whine "But, but I was here first!"
Roo's your bitch, just like in Oz that's on tv.
"Yeah, Tyra's cute, and he likes to watch Ville from HIM, hee-hee!"
Sure he likes to wank too as he listens to the mp3.
Roo you know that Tyra was the first to give a sheep vd? {*ahhh!*}
Your just like those damn boygroups, all you do is annoy me.
So I came down here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who's odd like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me,
Who post like me; flame, name and shame like me
And just might be the next odd thing but not quite me!

Chorus: (repeat 2x)

I’m Teh Seely, yes I’m Teh real Seely,
You trying to be funny, but your just irritating.
So won’t Teh Real Odd Seely please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Take a moment to listen too, cause I’m only givin you
advice on how to post funny things here just like i do.
The only difference is i'm odd enough to say it.
I'll write a book of odd, get rich and buy shit, barrysworld and all.
I just get on the mirc and speak it.
And whether you like to admit it {*err*} I always bring it.
Better than ninety percent of you posters out can,
Then you wonder why others run out to get more valiums.
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty.
I’ll be totally mental and just stay home flirting
At the chair and wonder why my stuff ain't workin.
And I’m just saying, that i'll probly get some flamin,
With axes and torches they'll be lurkin,
I know that when in Odd call the king, 'cause i'll run rings
{*hach*} around you lot, circling
Screaming "i don’t give a fuck!"
I always throw it down when the boards are up
So, will Teh Real Odd Seely please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control.
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus: (repeat 2x)

I’m Teh Seely, yes I’m Teh real Seely,
You trying to be funny, but your just irritating.
So won’t Teh Real Odd Seely please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha
Guess there’s a Teh Seely in all of us.
Fuck it, let’s all stand up.
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Oh Lord
Wont you buy me
A second Account

My friends all drive buffbots
And pwn me to the groun'

Worked solo all my lifetime
No help from me realm

So oh Lord
Wont you buy me
A second account
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
To Tom Jones, Delilah

Nicodemus


I saw the light on the night that I passed by his guildhouse
I saw the flickering shadows of buffin' on his blind
He was my Spirit Mster
As he unsummoned me I watched and went out of my mind

My, my, my, Nicodemus
Why, why, why, Nicodemus

I could see that gimp was no good for me
But I was bound like a slave that no man could free
At break of day when that spirit drove away I was waiting
I led the Albs to his house and he opened up the door
He stood there casting
I felt the zerg at my back and he casted no more

My, My, My, Nicodemus
Why, Why, Why, Nicodemus

So before they come to break down the relic door
Forgive me Nicodemus I just couldnt take any more

(insert Dem Hibbies Solo here)

He stood there casting
I felt the zerg at my back and he casted no more

My, My, My, Nicodemus
Why, Why, Why, Nicodemus


So before they come to break down the relic door
Forgive me Nicodemus I just couldnt take any more
Forgive me Nicodemus I just couldnt take any more
 
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Artherk

Guest
wow, really brightened up my evening while waiting for my latest payment to clear to get in to account - don't really post much so you wont know me - but cheers
 
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Graknak

Guest
Class stuff as usual folks, keep up the good work :great:
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
As requested, you all know this one :p

Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this.
Spy on a realm like a satellite.
In stealth i run through frontiers in the night.
I see a bunch of albs to my right.
Aim gonna give them a good fight.
And they hate the way i fight.

Now i'm not using any secret code.
Purps don't drop to my spells like blues will.
So when you meet me, you'll just die cause i'ma a

Manabomb Manabomb I'ma a manabomb uh, huh
I will throw it their way when the albs come along. Give it to you.
Manabomb Manabomb I'm a damn good Manabomb.
My buffbot just gives me pom. My buffbot just gives me pom.
You know what i'm coming at you don't you... ha ha,
I know you do.

No don’t get it wrong, this char ain't no gimp, no.
These bolt’s made for killin’ and i can shoot 'em far.
You're my main target come and let me ignite. (ow)
Bolt struck critical and you hold the ground tight.

Make you explode althrough. You know the route to frontiers, come back.
And please,
Bring all your friends who thought that i'm not all that huh, huh,
Huh.

Manabomb, Manabomb.
I'ma a manabomb uh, huh
I will throw it their way when the albs come along.
Manabomb, Manabomb.
I'm a damn good Manabomb.
Manabomb, Manabomb.
I'ma a manabomb uh, huh
I will throw it their way when the albs come along.
Manabomb, Manabomb.
I'm a damn good Manabomb.

Just bring on more and more, counting up the score.
Yeah.
When i hit RR10 i think i'll log out.
But i'll be fair, let's make a small deal, uh uh.
I'll just drop you any time because you’re MINE!
Ouch, manabomb, aw alby...

Manabomb Manabomb.
I'ma manabomb uh, huh.
I will throw it their way when the albs come along.
Manabomb, Manabomb, I'm a damn good Manabomb.
My buffbot just gives me pom.
My buffbot just gives me pom.
Buffbot just gives me pom.

Hey bufffbot where's my pom?

Seems my buffbots pom is gone... oh

Also my buffbot seems gone... oh.

Those albs don't look so calm...

I think that my toast is done...
 
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