Rofl.....

[Wij]

That's true. My most helpless laughter ever occured whenever I was getting told off at school. When I was about 8 I had moved to a new Junior School which was far stricter than my old one. The headmaster was a fundamentalist Catholic and my teacher didn't let us speak... or look up from our desks. I once got the strap for looking out of the window

Anyway, one morning, she asked us all to stand up and then addressed us in a stern voice. I could sense this was not going to be a normal telling off by the unmistakable look of embarassment on her face. Anyway, after she had waffled for a bit she came to the line "the other teachers and I have been noticing... certain... um... smells during assembly."

I had no idea what the rest of her speech said because my face had immediately scewed up like dog's arse to try to prevent a huge laugh. I managed to contain the first wave but my breathing was becoming heavier and faster and was now making little squeaky noises on every inbreath. Eventually these morphed into snorts and wails and when I eventually saw my teacher's face looking at mine with a combination of insane anger and utter embarassment I gave in collapsed looking for all the world like a kid with an asthma attack.

I got some straps for that

 

[Trem]

Aye I used to get the cane and the pump(plimsole across the arse)in junior school quite alot, the strange thing looking back is that the headmaster used to put his hands down your trousers after doing it to rub your arse, it wasn't just me all my mates had commented on it, nowadays he'd be locked up the fucking pervert.

 

[throdgrain]

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
Mushrooms do that to me. Whenever I have them I spend the next few days with jaw ache from laughing so much.

How true is that ?

 

[WPKenny]

Originally posted by Tremor.
Aye I used to get the cane and the pump(plimsole across the arse)in junior school quite alot, the strange thing looking back is that the headmaster used to put his hands down your trousers after doing it to rub your arse, it wasn't just me all my mates had commented on it, nowadays he'd be locked up the fucking pervert.

Heh. We had this art teacher who was a total fucking perv. In the art cupboard he used to sneak up behind you and start rubbing you and heavy breathing.
I guess we were too young to really know exactly what to do. So we took the piss out of him. He used to cycle to work in pink lycra cycling shorts!! EEK!!

One lesson we were all gathered round watching some demonstration or something and I grabbed his jacket sleeve somehow and without him noticing put it on my mates shoulder. My mate freaked out and yelled "URGH! Get of me you perv!".

The teacher freaked in a kind of carry on "Who? What? Where?" kind of moment. Very amusing.

 

[WPKenny]

Anyway, seperate post just to keep it on topic...

I was about 5 and I was asking my sister if she knew how planes worked. It was summer time and we were out in the garden. My sis was eating this ice-lolly and said "Well they sort of just go like this." She swung her arm and the lolly slid off the stick and went flying. I laughed. Only problem was I was on the climbing frame at the time. I went a bit floppy from laughing so much and fell off the climing frame straight onto my arm.

It broke. Ouch.

 

[Wij]

Hands up who didn't get nonced up at school !

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
Hands up who didn't get nonced up at school !

Welcome back Wijington

 

[hooligun]

Back on thread another vote for Eddie Izzard, saw him live and nearly bust a rib laughing.

Lee Evans also had me nearly wet myself, much funnier than on the telly.

Oh yeah and a good toke on a bong used to set me laughing for a good 30 mins

 

[S-Gray]

I guess what put me off Lee Evans (Apart from poor Jokes) was the Audience... they where so fuckin gay, screaming (er laughing) at the smallest of things...

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
I guess what put me off Lee Evans (Apart from poor Jokes) was the Audience... they where so fuckin gay, screaming (er laughing) at the smallest of things...

Yeh I hate it when people laugh at the smallest things for no reason. Lol rofl errr lmao........ heh

 

[Recoil101]

Things that make me ROFL... ummm

Eddie Izzard
Black Books (mainly for Bill Bailey)
My Ex-Girlfriend...
Bash.org

Im actually quite glad the proxy at work has started blocking Bash.org, I have had moments when I had to leave the office cause of tears of lughter streaming down my face.....