Road Safety

[ilaya]

This morning i saw Michael Schumacher on the news going on about how 1000 kids a day are knocked over and killed by cars.

whilst this is tragic ofc.. i just cant help thinking that Michael Schumacher is entirely the wrong person to be fronting such a campaign.

when he wasnt shunting Damon Hill off the track, he was parking his conked out car on corners to stop people getting pole position.

can anyone think of a more inappropriate person than the kamikaze kraut to front this campaign?

 

[Gamah]

This morning i saw Michael Schumacher on the news going on about how 1000 kids a day are knocked over and killed by cars.

whilst this is tragic ofc.. i just cant help thinking that Michael Schumacher is entirely the wrong person to be fronting such a campaign.

when he wasnt shunting Damon Hill off the track, he was parking his conked out car on corners to stop people getting pole position.

can anyone think of a more inappropriate person than the kamikaze kraut to front this campaign?

Micheal Jackson. 1000's of kids a day get knocked up by him

 

[NikonL]

Micheal Jackson. 1000's of kids a day get knocked up by him

lolsticks. first time i've laughed at college in a long time.

 

[Thadius]

lolsticks. first time i've laughed at college in a long time.

But he didnt

He got cleared in court!

 

[Overdriven]

Jeremy Clarksonx xD

 

[CorNokZ]

Jeremy Clarksonx xD

That was what I was thinking.. Bring the whole Top Gear Crew! Even Top Gear dog!!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Jeremy Clarksonx xD

Jeremy did an excellent job at the level crossings safety movie imo!

Always wear a high-visibility vest!

 

[Corran]

But he didnt

He got cleared in court!

Proves nothing, sorry but when you pay millions out to a child and his family to stop them going to court or talking then you are hiding something. Standing behind the "protecting my reputation" does not work as it already was bugged from the mere talking about it.

And Jeremy and teh crossing safety was impressive. Seeing that accident in slow motion will give people second thoughts about pissing about

 

[Ezteq]

richard hammond tbh lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wile E. Coyote *nods*

 

[Overdriven]

Wile E. Coyote *nods*

"No adding dynamite to your car, kkthx"

 

[Overdriven]

richard hammond tbh lol

Only one problem with that... Not many cars go > 300mph

 

[Ezteq]

Only one problem with that... Not many cars go > 300mph

whachoo talkin bout willis! loads do but as soon as they go past 88 mph they go *poof* i tell ya right now in the year 2.11 1/2 there are sooo many cars that go 300mph its just not funny, you try crossing a road back then and you see the chicken (whos also waiting to get across, why? who knows) laying an egg, that turning in to a chicken and then laying an egg etc etc and youll still be waiting! (too many fast cars and no pelican crossings been invented, tis madness!)