Ring of Fire

[Moriath]

Ouch

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

 

[throdgrain]

The phrase "fucking idiot" springs to mind ...

 

[DaGaffer]

The phrase "fucking idiot" springs to mind ...

Assuming its self-inflicted. That's not clear from the report. So its either "fucking idiot" or "evil bastard". And for the rest of his life he'll be known as "that bloke who had the firework up his arse"

 

[Dweller]

Looks like it's self inflicted according to other reports of the story: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13551420,00.html#

 

[tris-]

"He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public."

i would bet they didnt take into account the dangers of launching one from your colon.

 

[Gamah]

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

Best...quote...ever!

 

[mank!]

does anyone else agree that you should need a licence to purchase fireworks/hold a firework display?

leave it to the professionals and that.

p..s i hate fireworks

 

[dysfunction]

I read this in the paper the other day.

He was bored at the party and decided to liven it up a bit.
Everyone was laughing and then after it was all over and only when he had walked away a few paces and then collapsed did they all realise he had almost won a "Darwin Award"...

Bloody idiots really.

 

[tris-]

does anyone else agree that you should need a licence to purchase fireworks/hold a firework display?

leave it to the professionals and that.

p..s i hate fireworks

nah. most people are intelligent enough to know it shouldnt be stuck up your ass. if you arnt then thats your problem.

 

[Frizz]

Sounds like a squaddie. Funny as.